My favourite fossil, HE Mwai Emilio Kibaki, continues to prove that had Albert Einstein been alive, he would have trembled with fear at the mere mention of the word ‘Kibaki’. Our Commander In Chief Of The Armed Forces is at the forefront of intellectual synergy. Sample this statement from this tower of intelligence:

“President Kibaki yesterday condemned the clashes that have rocked Kenya – and branded those who killed during the fighting as murderers.”

Such intelligence and foresight are amazing indeed! Millions of us mere mortals were hard pressed to know what to call those who killed their fellows. It takes an exceptional man to draw the conclusion that they are murders!

Pic Of The Day

An observable dampness convinces Lands Minister Amos Kimunya that Finance Minister David Mwiraria has been sitting in Internal Security Minister Chris Murungaru’s seat again