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Get Real: Global Politics 101 & Live 8

Posted July 4th, 2005 in Grey Matter by M

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I fully expected my last post, Live Aid? Please! to stir some interest, and it didn’t disappoint. Responses in terms of posts and actual emails have been coming in thick and fast. The post has been linked to by several websites and blogs, both personal and institutional, and those have sprouted their own discussions.

Which is good.

It is impossible to respond to everyone in person and so I shall first post a monster post and you can pick out your responses. If you were thinking of just reading this before taking a trip to the men’s room to get rid of those 5 cups of coffee, I suggest you go first.

Now, the responses can be broadly categorized as follows:
- The School Of Like Minds agreed entirely with me
- The Band Of Hope thought I was too cynical and should give Bob, Live 8 and Tony Blair a chance
- Dissenting Disciples who disagreed with me in entirety
- The Sanctimonious Schmuck Squad who could not believe my black behind could dare question the good work that was being done in my benefit
- The Cretin Clique who were sure I was a lazy, good for nothing buffoon, wholly ignorant of world affairs and the way things work, content to sit on said black behind and point fingers, wondering what I was doing instead of clicking my fingers every 3 seconds to fight poverty. These are the people who claim to be authorities in Africa by watching CNN, BBC and listening to Akon. They wanted Bob Geldof canonized at the first opportunity and I had jolly well better be grateful for all that was being done for my poor backward self. Well gentlemen, if you are waiting for my gratitude get yourselves a good long book. I suggest War And Peace.
- The Keyboard Kommandos who did not even bother to read the entire post but jumped on their keyboards intent on proving they have opposable thumbs. To these I can say this:
(1) Kindly read the ENTIRE post. My solutions (by no means exhaustive) are peppered throughout. It’s not a Puss In Boots type story with the moral neatly at the end.
(2) Even if I had not suggested any (which is not the case), howling self righteously about problems without solutions is a half baked notion that speaks volumes of life experience amassed purely by a regular diet of television talk shows. Consider you are in the garage and the gardener runs in shouting “Your baby has fallen in the pool”. Does a sane mind retort: “Don’t me the baby fell in the pool! Offer solutions!”?
- The Arrogant Abels who equate my statement “Who can spell Geldof” with a chronic case of Worldly Ignorance. Apparently, knowledge of world affairs is tied to which (in)famous people you know. To these sterling intellects let me just say the point I was trying to make missed you in its entirety.

And oh, one more thing. I am not European or American. I am not writing these thoughts from a comfortable chair in London or New York or Dublin. I am writing these thoughts from a comfortable chair in Africa. I am a full blooded African. I was born in Africa, I studied in Africa, I work in Africa and I live in Africa, Kenya to be precise.

That said and done, I deeply believe in free expression which covers everything from saying what’s on your mind. As for the latter four gaggle of individuals you are also fully entitled to making an ass of yourself. Watching CNN occasionally and listening to Akon does not make you an authority on African affairs.

Now, to answer to the copious feedback I shall do it in the form of a narrative that is partially true and partially fictitious that will illustrate the grim reality of this world.

The Way The World Works

Preamble #1

Kundu
Smack in Central Africa there exists a country called Kundu. (An episode of West Wing had something to the effect that Military planes got permission to fly over Kenyan Airspace to get to Angola, a geographic inaccuracy which was so laughable the name stuck).

People
Kundu is composed of three major tribes, the Kuku, the Unu and the Dudu, numbering 30 million. An amalgamation of the three tribes’ names led to the naming of the country. This was done by the British, who colonized the country briefly. The national bird is the Chicken. The Kundu are peculiar in that they get by with using only one name in lieu of the traditional forename and surname. The chief spoken language is English.

Climate
Kundu has a warm wet tropical climate that is excellent for agriculture. Among the things it grows are foodstuffs, flowers, pyrethrum, cocoa and cotton

Minerals
The Kundu are blessed with diamond deposits and oil wells

Economy
The bastion of Kundu’s economy is the export of the following
- Oil
- Diamonds
- Flowers
- Cotton
- Beef
- Pyrethrum
- Cocoa

Recent History
In the cold war era, some 10 years after their independence, General Felya, a deeply communist leader toppled the popular government in a bloody coup, and to ensure they didn’t return the favour, toppled their heads from their necks, installing himself as President, Fountain Of Honour and Imperial Good Guy™. He immediately declared Kundu a Communist nation and ordered the removal of the words ‘my’ and ‘him’ from the local Dictionaries and Thesauri. Chairman Mao and Josef Stalin called him personally to congratulate him them on their new political dispensation.

Preamble #2

Great States
Shorty after America declared independence, three leading officers of the British army, Major Minor, Major Major and Major Stake unanimously came to the conclusion that it would be unwise for them to return to Britain. Their hesitation was understandable after a letter from the King, requesting the specifics as to the circumferences of their necks and asking conversationally if they had any next of kin. By the same token, George Washington was very keen to meet with them and remove their heads with a blunt blade. And so midway between Britain and America they formed a new country the Great States.

People
The population of the Great States is approximately 500 million. 200 million in the State of Stake, 50 million in the state of Minor and 250 million in the state of Major. The people speak English, but have taken liberties in pronunciation and spelling. Those who have heard a Greatan say “Nuclear” will know what I mean.

Climate
Due to its size (it is an entire continent) , Great States enjoys the spectrum of weather.

Minerals
Great States, hereafter called GS enjoys deposits of gold and oil. The gold deposits have been all but exhausted. With the oil, wells have been dug and plants have been built but the oil is not actively extracted.

Economy
GS has one of the biggest economies in the world, remarkably similar to those of other leading economies. Listed in order of contribution these are
- Bullshit
- Electronics
- Pharmaceuticals
- Motor vehicles
- Services
- Assorted farm produce

Recent History
As one of the participants in the cold war, and the warm war before it, GS’s capitalist disposition put it at loggerheads with China and USSR. The communists’ activity deeply concerned the GS leaders and so they fought tooth and nail, hammer and thong, peaches and cream to counter the effects of the communists.

Of late attacks on it by terrorists, militants and assorted yahoos has left GS in no doubt that though it was big and powerful, it was about as popular as the guy who does quality control for electric chairs in death row.

Are we together? Excellent

Chapter One: The Way The World Worked – 1950-1980

Shortly after General Felya took over Kundu and made it communist, concern grew in GS. “How dare they!” the president at the time, Raygun, said indignantly. “We cannot cannot cannot stand by and let this happen!”

And so the 103.45 infantry battalion was told by its Commander In Chief to avail its best men to train freedom fighters to liberate the country.

“What freedom fighters?” A bewildered Major asked as he cleaned his rifle.

“Dunno!” His commanding officer replied, equally bewildered.

Two months later a certain Sergeant Attarms, Harvard educated, came to the light as a freedom fighter passionately opposed to General Felya and his communist government. The battalion parachuted in its men, in the still of the night, while shepherds watched, rendezvoused with Sergeant Attarms and within 6 months had trained Attarm’s army.

For a long time after that, and even now, some people still believe that there is a certain animal in Kundu that sounds precisely like a machine gun. In a few years General Felya realized that fate has a sadistic sense of humour and succumbed to a fatal case of chronic bayonet. Elections were held and invariably the people voted in their beloved liberator sergeant.

The ink had not yet dried on the election tally when a delegation of magnates from the GS bearing gifts of Gold, Frankfurters and Cuban Cigars landed and sought an audience with President Attarms. The President was happy to meet friends of his good friend Raygun.

“Any friend of my friend .. Ha ha! .. is my friend!” Attarms said clapping them in a comradely fashion on the back. Two days later Special Oil sunk its first oil wells, Croak A Cola opened its first bottling plants, Softy (No relation to Wimpy) opened its first fast food store, McAvelli’s opened its own first food store. Henrietta opened a diamond mine and a whole bevy of GS industries set up shop.

A year later a thought struck Raygun and after an exhausting evening of chewing tobacco he asked his Minister for Defence: “By the way, do we still send military hardware to Kundu?”, to which he was informed “Well, Felya may have failed — ha ha! — but his followers are still there. The new government needs arms to protect its people.”

Two years later increasing reports of torture chambers and members of the opposition shooting themselves in the head before setting themselves on fire, making use of elevators to get to the roofs of tall buildings and jumping from their rooftops caused some concern in the leadership of GS.

“Well,” Raygun observed philosophically, unaware that his copyright material was to be later infringed by F D Roosevelt, “He may be a sonofabitch, but he’s OUR sonofabitch.”

Back in Kundu, it became extremely unwise to pass a photo of the President For Life and Imperial Majesty without bowing at least 45 degrees and not more than 90 degrees. Speaking of the president in any way other than devoted fervour was tantamount to treason and was punishable by spot execution. His birthday was a national holiday. He was a passionate believer in Nike’s logo and he Just Did It, objections of husbands and boyfriends notwithstanding.

“But why don’t we just remove him?” The unwary would ask.

The wiser would mince no words.

“What part of ‘I am henceforth president for life’ didn’t you understand? 90% of the budget goes to the army, nitwit. You try and remove him!”

And so for 25 years the Kundunese made as much progress on the path of development as a glacier going uphill. There’s something about AK-47s, AR-14 Carbines and men in jungle green all over the place that just kill the spirit of initiative and development. It was thought, and understandably so, a brain was best without a bullet in it. Those who think nothing can stop a brilliant mind have clearly never beheld the effects of a sharp machete on the same.

“But don’t these guns rust or something? How do they replace them?”

“Which part of ’90% of the budget goes to the army’ didn’t you understand, nitwit?”

“Surely the Western world can help us! We can’t vote him out and we can’t remove him because he has all the guns.”

“And just who, pray tell, do you think supplied the guns?”

And so life went on. Dissent was silenced not by debate but by bullet. And Special Oil, Croak A Cola, Softy, McAvelli and others happily wired billions and billions back home.

But God is a merciful God. Five years later either a lightning strike or a cruise missile (opinion is still divided) struck the President’s barracks and ignited the fuel depot. The former was speculated by the presence of a large number of Soviet Gentlemen spotted drinking comradely Vodka in the presidential dining hall.

President Attarm’s well known horse hair wig was found some 30 kilometers from the barracks. President Attarm was not found immediately below his charred headpiece. Kundu was free.

Chapter Two: The Way The World Works – 1980-2000

The new President of Kundu, Dude, got to work with zest. Painfully aware of how bad leadership cost the country, he set to work laying out institutions and procedures. The only people to carry guns were the police. All soldiers were to remain at their barracks until further notice. Looking at the statements of accounts he discovered that they were so deeply in the red they were able to see the other side of the spectrum.

“Crikey!” He observed to his finance minister. “I’ve never seen so many zeroes after a negative sign!”

His consternation deepened after he observed the contracts being enjoyed by companies owned by the late Felya’s good friends.

“5 dollars for a 100 year lease? Zero taxes? Zero duties? Zero mining fees? Over my dead body!”

Within the hour panicked calls rung at the Pink House, the residence of the GS president and a day later a powerful delegation landed at Kundu’s capital, Cluck.

President Dude quickly discovered precisely what being between a rock and a hard place meant.

“Look, if you want to have your zillion dollar debt waived, and money to build schools and hospitals, just leave these contracts as they are, capische?” The Greatan Minister for Trade was a keen follower of the Godfather trilogy and was willing to demonstrate it.

“We’ll give you a hundred thousand bucks to build roads. However please find in this slip of paper the contractors, engineers, surveyors etc you should use … what’s that? They all seem to be GS firms? Why what a coincidence! Anyway, just sign here and we’ll be on our way.

Unable to enjoy the benefits of his country’s diamonds and oil, the president and his advisors brainstormed.

“Well, it looks like we are somewhat at the loose end,” the president observed to his cabinet.

The cabinet, and to be precise the Minister For Education, expressed itself at length and in great detail. That they had a lot to say, and a firm grasp of the language became quickly apparent. The air turned blue for miles around the state house. The secretary taking minutes resigned her commission five minutes into the meeting, on grounds that her duties were incompatible with her Christian upbringing.

“But there’s not much we can do about it.”

His sentiments were unwittingly to be echoed some years later at a series of cabinet meetings in Iraq when the sensitive subject of Iraqi oil wells arose.

“All right,” the president said philosophically, “We can concentrate on agriculture. As Ice Cube says, ‘you can do it, put your back into it’.”

So Kundunese flowers and pyrethrum, of a singularly good quality began to arrive at Amsterdam and Rotterdam.

A Briton farmer took one look at a Kundunese rose and ran howling for his MP.

A week later a new requirement was placed for all flower exports from Africa:
a) Inspection fee (none refundable) to be paid to EU appointed inspector. Criteria of what Inspector is looking for are not mentioned.
b) All African flowers should be sprayed with InsecticideX, which has, among its ingredients, gold fillings.
c) All African flowers must have an odd number of petals

A cabinet meeting was hurriedly called.

The Education Minister has been polishing up his vocabulary. His tirade rattled windows and cracked the large plate glass window overlooking the lawn.

“Well, looks like we’re headed for the high jump. This new flower requirement will nip us in the bud, of you’ll pardon the expression.” President Dude said.

The finance minister raised a harassed and unhappy countenance to his fellows.

“This new regulation just screws us completely. Our annual income will drop to … let’s see — borrow one, carry one — five bucks.”

“If I can summarize or predicament. We have oil and diamonds that we are quite frankly giving away, so we can’t make money out of that. We can’t sell our flowers or pyrethrum either. Basically we have a large debt and no income.”

“But what about cocoa?” The health minister asked plaintively.

The agriculture minister shook his grey head sadly.

“Since we have lousy infrastructure, it costs us 97 cents to get a unit of cocoa to the market, which is sold for 1 dollar. This would not be a problem were it not for the fact that it costs GS framers 40 cents, AND their government subsidizes them 50 cents per unit.”

“Well, as I heard my son tell one of his friends yesterday, ‘whichever way the die falls we’re screwed’.”

Enter Live 8
Now, if you have read that narrative you are in a position to digest the following

PRAGMA ONE: AWARENESS IS NOT A PROBLEM
Africa is not something that was discovered the other day. Africa has been around for millions of years. People have known about it ever since the first ship was built. Africa’s problems have been covered from time immemorial, even more during the colonization of the continent by the British, German and French in the infamous “Scramble For Africa”. There exist reams and reams of footage, books, newspapers and articles of the continent and its problems from the 30s onwards. Anyone claims not to know Africa’s problems, especially after factoring in the ludicrously skewed coverage of Africa is either living in his own world or lying through his teeth.

PRAGMA TWO: WHO WAS TO BLAME
The very African General Felyas and the very foreign Rayguns of this world must take credit for contributing to the state of affairs of Africa in the period of the 60s to the 90s. This is a truth, but at present it is a meaningless truth. So what? The blame game solves precisely no solutions. However the events in the past directly precipitate the events of today and we have to deal with them today.

PRAGMA THREE: DEMOCRACY
Politicians are the same the world over — your opinion only counts in the run up to the elections, and only to guide them to say the right things. After that you are just an ignorant irritant to them and they’d be very happy if they never heard from you.

President Raygun did not consult his constituents before effecting the actions that he did. In fact he was quite unmoved by the protests.

The concert was ostensibly to force the G8 leaders to act. My friends, the fact that our opposition to the war in Iraq was disregarded in its entirety should speak volumes of the power you have over your politicians and what they think of Democracy!

PRAGMA FOUR: THE BOTTOM LINE
Africa is a gloriously cheap source of minerals, oil, agricultural produce, ore, etc.. That coffee and tea you drink, that chocolate you enjoy shortly before rushing to the gym probably came from a farmer who was paid a couple of cents to Cadbury’s who probably make a 10000% markup on it.

Make no mistake about it – in a world where resources are running scarce it is in G8′s best interests to retain this state of affairs, no matter how well meaning their populace is. After all, the people snapping their fingers are not the ones balancing budgets.

If you expect President Raygun to give up free oil and free diamonds, and to suddenly let his countrymen’s companies be taxed out of their back teeth my friend you have got to be kidding! If he does this it will mean increased prices for his people, and who, pray tell, would want that?

PRAGMA FIVE: VESTED INTERESTS
There are deeply vested interests in keeping Africa precisely where it is. However the demands of the populace have caused some rumination to happen among the G8. It will be political suicide to do nothing. However it would be suicide to do what they are told. The result? Compromise
- Waive Debt? [x]
- Double Aid? [x]
- Donate material support (nets, HIV medicine, etc.) [x]
- Open the markets and enable Africa to stand on its own [HECK NO!]
- Stop plundering, raping and pillaging the continent of its resources [HECK NO!]
- Stop shipping mines, guns and ammunitions to Congos and Sudans and Somalias [HECK NO!]

That’s three apiece.

Another example. Some time back, the United States made a lot of furore as they objected to generic Antiretroviral drugs, copies of copyrighted drugs made by their manufacturers. Then there was the little bother of some people sending others poisoned mail. The drug to counter this little bit of additive was copyrighted elsewhere but good old US said quite blatantly that they were going to make their own generic version, copyright or copyleft notwithstanding.

Moral – countries will always act in their own interests first, second and third.

PRAGMA SIX: REAL SOLUTIONS
Utterly pointless to waive Kundu’s debt and they are unable to sell their oil, diamonds and flowers to raise the money they need to build schools, hospitals and so forth. They will be back in debt within SIX MONTHS. Waiving debts is completely meaningless on its own!

Granted, a good chunk of African countries have the most mediocre leadership ever to sully the face of this planet. We have fellows who buy themselves 400,000$ colossal cars and a week later are at the IMF gates with hats in hand. I dare say if these schmucks had strong grips attached to their trouser seats and they were bounced down the front steps they’d be forced to live within their means. Aid paid to most countries goes straight into numbered Swiss Accounts.

Civic education is the most glaring omission in most political dispensations in Africa that masquerade as democracy. This we must address both systematically and in public fora like these.

Shovelling aid at these wastrels is just filling their Swiss bank accounts and allowing them to get a 8 door Mercedes instead of 6 door ! It is ludicrous for the West to rant and rave at Museveni at his lack of democracy and yet 60% of the Ugandan budget, most of which is used by the military comes from the very same West!

PRAGMA SEVEN: LIVE AID
The attendants of the concerts no doubt were well intentioned. In fact I was impressed at the turnout. Most of the attendants I believe were genuine, but I fear largely ignorant of the unbelievably murky world of global politics that they live in. But ask yourself — how many farmers in G8 countries were at that concert snapping their fingers, championing the waiving of subsidies that line their pockets?

So now after P Diddy and Destiny’s Child and U2 and Dido have performed people know the G8 agenda. Big wow! So what?

The democracy we have today is nothing like what Plato envisaged. You cannot make Tony Blair or George Bush or Chirac do anything. If you couldn’t stop them from going to war, I wonder what you could stop them from doing.

But I can wager that subsidies and other uncompetitive tactics are here to stay. I don’t see them sacrificing their farmers and their pocket friendly golden goose on the altar of an African Renaissance.

I can hardly wait for the outcome of the G8 meeting, but I can wager good money that the check-list will be as I have outlined above.

So for those who attended the Live 8 – thanks for the concern and the passion.

PRAGMA EIGHT: BOTTOM LINE
The G8 is not going to shoot itself in the foot to help out the Congolese or the Sudanese or the Somali. Bush and Blair went to war to smoke out alleged weapons. People are being raped, bombed and shot in plain open in Darfur but the pressing urgency that Bush and Blair had seems to have dissipated. In case Bush and Blair missed the Seven O’Clock news, the Darfur crisis has been on for well over two years.

The difference? There is nothing in Darfur that anyone wants, just as there was nothing in Rwanda.

You have a long wait if you thing Tony Blair, George Bush, Jacques Chirac etc are going to dump their farmers and industries in the noble cause of freeing Africa from its shackles.

We will be left to our own devices, problems or not until we have something that they want urgently enough to justify their discomfort. Just ask Iraq.

MORAL
It’s good to be optimistic, but then again you should also always have your feet on the ground.

AOB

Here’s to Luther. One of the greatest singers of all time.

Ciara – 1,2 Step
  • Elle

    You have a best seller lurking in you somewhere. And you must know how very painful it was for me to admit that.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10109705 iwtlk

    Man I am with you all the way. You are a born narrator and I bow down to you the more than 45 degrees and less than 90 degrees (no pun meant). I didnt know wheather to shout out, cry, scream or laugh as I read through. What you said is so true and I realised it back in 2000 when I went to Geneva and talked to some trade guys, you know in the spirit of let there be fair trade. To cut a long story short none of these politicians are going to allow their citizens to become jobless, not now, not in a million years. As this would be the consequence of having a true Free Trade. Look even Chirac is jeopardising the EU by protecting his farmers. So who are we africans then to ask for fairness?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/8077232 Wangari

    fantastic post M
    I hope I was not clamped in with the Double C’s or Triple S’s (although i do like me some Akon.. hehehehe)
    I agree with all your Pragma’s, some halfheartedly being the eternal optimist that I am.
    I have to concede that come a week from now, most people wont remember what Live8 was for but it was a hell of a good show and all credit to Bob for atleast trying to do something.
    Do I think the 8 leaders were moved to change their policies? I would want to think so but I do know its not going to happen (sad eh?)

  • http://prousette.blogspot.com Prousette

    As a venerable citizen of the Country of Kundu it saddens my spirit so to see that I am not important.
    But then again I always knew that. Shall wait for the outcome. Maybe this time the president will be found around the axis of evil… time will tell.
    BTW this is a very nice work of fiction.

  • Anonymous

    Very well thought-out and written post!
    Action, not words. is required… I believe we all have a stake in this and there4 a lot of responsibility. People need to do something each and every day for the benefit of Africa/their country/er Kundu…
    Whatever it is you do, in your own area of strength, ask yourself:
    What – must be specific and sustenable (giving fish against teaching to fish)
    How – does it contribute to the long term goal
    Why – questions your motive (selfish or selfless). The latter is preferred!
    When – obviously today
    Where – where-ever you are
    Who – apart from yourself, who else will you get to do the same

    Plan in the morning, execute during the day, assess results at night. If we get people doing this daily, for just a year, I bet you we’ll have marked improvements.

    The best answer is usually the simplest!! Let’s focus on the goal, not the obstacles.

    Any takers?

  • http://spideyfun.blogspot.com Nick

    kijana you should get paid major bucks for your posts-ever thought of writin for gazeti’s

    oh yuo better believe ‘secret love’
    ..those lines uuuuuwiiiii “..i shoulda known tha u wanted me to be …why cant we tell somebody…” let me pause for the cause

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/6048655 M

    @ mother p – well, small steps, small steps

    @iwtlk – Free trade is a pipe dream. We can wait until Roger Federer’s cow comes home for BBC (Bush, Blair & Chirac) to open up their markets

    @wangari – Props to Bob – he’s given his gravy train a bit more fuel. Live 18 in 10 years anyone?

    @Prousette – you are important — if enough of us make enough noise we can remove the Chris Murungarus screwing us over we will have one less problem

    @Anonymous – my point exactl! Sustainable development is what will help Africa

    @Nick – after embarassing our very own NMG? They’ll only hire me if they want someone to sweep

  • Anonymous

    @ M its amazing how you write about things, you put it out there such that people read and are moved by what you write. I discovered your blog from the BBC site and since then I have been hooked. I just wanted to let you know that your writing is a powerful weapon and a few more people like you and more people would seriously listen with both ears,comprehend and do somethin about it rather than listen and then shrug it off.

    I found this two links and figured since alot of people read you blog they will read this. It might interest them too as it did me.

    Click HERE

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    I apologise for blogging on your blog. I am hooked to your blog and check daily to see what you have to say so keep doing what you do.

  • http://kohcohshaven.blogspot.com Ms K

    I haven’t finished reading lakini I had to throw a spanner in the works. Will there be a test?

    Heh heh heh umerudi?

    Back to Kundu….

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10296674 B

    Good post M. Very thought provoking. Which is a good thing because first thing we need to understand is that global politics are very complicated. Vested interests, truths, untruths, red herrings, malice, history. The bulk of the matter is below the surface. The more open minded we are, the more we are willing to listen and share to other opinions, the better our chances of sailing these unpredictable seas.

    B.

  • Wambui

    Unfortunately I had to take a rather long toilet break. But went back – thought provoking as usual.

  • Solon

    With regards to Live8, the mere fact that the attitudes and indeed policy of some of the leaders of the largest industrialized countries on the planet towards “A free car” appear influenced by a couple of clapped out Irish musicians fills me with revulsion. Bono and Geldof would style themselves modern-day Wilberforces freeing the ‘poverty slaves’ of Africa. I think we can all see that there is little self-sacrifice involved in their actions.

    I agree that trade reform is the most vital element, and if it’s of any encouragement Bush/Raygun (I forget) stated in an interview on the UKs ITV1 that he would consider reductions in American farm subsidies as soon as Europe scrapped the Common Agricultural Policy! So that will all be sorted out in the next few weeks…maybe not.

    I wouldn’t underestimate the scale of the problem even if the billions of dollars worth of American and European subsidies were to magically disappear as well as tariffs on processed value-added goods. Despite the obvious competitive advantage many African countries have in terms of production costs there is still plenty of competition out there giving an incompetent government plenty of opportunity to squander the entrepreneurial promise of their populace.

    Beyond the demagoguery of Live8 and the patronizing coin tossing of the G8 there are pressing issues that ONLY African states can deal with, may not require huge financial resources and may change the nature of the continent for the better. The recent unity of W African states in being willing to use sanctions to prevent an overt coup in Togo is a hopeful portent but Zimbabwe could be a real watershed. Mugabe has demonstrated himself either through malice or incompetence utterly incapable of leading his country, blundering from one disastrous initiative to the next. If Mbeki were to end the ‘quiet diplomacy’ of SA and in conjunction with other willing SA partners engage in a policy of active condemnation, backed by sanctions I doubt major western trade partners with Zimbabwe would be able to avoid sanctions of their own. Zimbabwe is on the brink as it is and I doubt the Mugabe government could survive the financial pressures. With one change of policy the SA government could demonstrate that there is a limit to which well governed African states are willing to tolerate the utter negligence of their neighbours.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/6048655 M

    @ Solon – true, true. But Bush has demonstrated that his economy is a paramount factor, and there is no way he will sacrifice his country’s economy on the altar of an African Renaissance.

    As for Zimbabwe it is just another demonstration of, let’s be frank, poor leadership and cowardice. Mbeki and the entire AU have a case to answer for on why no one has openly spoken out against it. That “Quiet Diplomacy” talk is just hogwash! Like Morgan said, it will be an Albatross around their necks when they present their case to the G8

    Tue Jul 05, 12:17:43 PM

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/7539974 Cap

    hey great post. I enjoyed (not sure if thats the right word) reading it. it was a good reminder for me on perspectives I easily forget, living in a western world and all. (bad excuse for ignorance, but eh)

    found the site from reading cnn article on G8, which had related link about live8, which brought me to aolmusic’s site on live8.. and on the bottom showed your the post from technorati.com

    your check list of the G8 outcome sounds about right.

    damn, this is one of those real problems.

    sigh.

  • simon

    loved your post.discovered your blog just last week & now its like i’m addicted to it.i’ve been going thro’ all your stuff and saw beef with that hoodlum called Clay Muganda.btw, how did that end? keep up the good work.You should replace Sgt. Attarms and his band of thiefs in 2007.We need guyz like u in Kundu!!

  • Anonymous

    this is my first visit to your blog, but i will definitely be back! as a student of international (sustainable!)development, i appreciate the opportunity you extend to discuss these issues in an open, diverse forum.

    i am entirely disappointed that the un millennium development goals have virtually gone unmentioned in the heyday of self-righteous, paternalistic celebrities. hey people! your leaders have ALREADY agreed to all this stuff! there is an international pact that binds you, as citizens of the world, to hold your leaders to their commitments. why do we forget the progress weve made and keep starting over every few months? at this rate, nothing is likely to get done, just like the mcc was not able to get anything done throughout the whole term of its previous leadership. awareness is nice, but education is better. rise, o people, and INFORM yourselves!

    -anisa

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10485195 duke23

    Get real is right…these celebrity celebrations have little meaning and almost no impact at all. i have been to africa and africans seem to want partnership not paternal handouts. This live 8 deal was a joke in that less than a week, it will be forgotten. Raising awareness is good, but i can’t help but feel that these shows are done from a platform of ignorance, and ignorance is bliss. Maybe the organizers really think this will help african nations, but I am not convinced…there are substantial things americans can do to help africans. Here are a couple:
    1. Forgo eating fast food for a year and send the money to an organization which provides care to african individuals
    2. Sell your car and send the money to the same
    3. Don’t go on vacation and send the money to the same
    4. Don’t eat out for a year and send your money to the same
    But these will never be done because they call for sacrifice. live 8 has no sacrifice, and is a token effort by a number of self serving celebs.
    HELLLOOOOO???

  • Msanii_XL

    Powerful post..Agree with you wholeheartdely

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10490974 scott

    this is a token effort by grossly overpaid and undertalented people to make them feel better about themselves. they should of packed up their camera’s and went to visit the corrupt leaders of the african nations. the usa can feed the world but until the leaders of these nations care about their people and dont steal the money, food and drugs the situation will not change. the usa could dump billions of dollars and a billion pounds of food and nothing would change. the bad guy in this situation is not george bush and the united states of america. place the blame where it belongs. let these “stars” donate one years salary to this effort. then, make sure it is spent correctly.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10298094 Savco

    Nice post, M brilliant as usual.

    However, on the Zimbabwe issue I beg to differ. I’ve lived in Zim since 1999 and have seen first hand how the country’s economy has tanked with inflation rate reaching double digits and fuel shortages due to a chronic shortage of foreign currency. I’ve also seen the otherwise respectable BBC claim there were riots in downtown Harare whereas I’d have just come from college downtown and there was no sign of violence.

    Western news outlets have a near monopoly on global information (and disinformation), which makes them a very powerful part of their already impressive arsenal. According to Noam Chomsky once the agenda setters like New York Times, Washington Post, CNN and BBC set the agenda the rest of the world press (including African ones) follow suit. At least the Middle East has Al Jazeera to offer an alternative perspective.

    So what is so different between the slum demolitions in Zim and the slum demolitions in Kenya to build the so called by-passes? Why did the world media ignore it until the Catholic church under the late Pope John Paul II had to diplomatically step in?

    According to Hernando de Soto in his book “The Mystery of Capital” during the industrial revolution Western cities engaged in the very same slum demolitions as rural-urban migration increased and slums propagated in the urban areas. Where were human rights then? I guess they conveniently hadn’t been discovered.

    I don’t support the demolitions, they didn’t work in the West and they won’t work with us. I think they are only a short term solution. But Kenya and other Third World countries do it, the West did it so why should Zim be any different? Couldn’t Zim and in deed other Third World countries be undergoing their own industrial revolution (massive rural-urban migrations) with all its teething problems. And aren’t they likely to make the same mistakes as the West did before figuring it out?

    The Zim situation is very complex yet it lies at the heart of Africa’s problems because we have the same land problem in Kenya (to a less extent as most settlers fled to Zim after our Uhuru) and the whole of southern Africa. That’s why it would be political suicide (and not cowardice) for Mbeki to criticize Mugabe. Remember the ANC is predominantly black and they are the ones without the land just like their brethren in Zim.

    Those who think removing Mugabe would solve its problems are dead wrong. These problems run deeper than just Mugabe and Blair. Without its Commonwealth Britain is just an island and without their land the so-called Zim war veterans would have gone back to the bush for a “Second Chimurenga.”

    There’s a misconception that the farm invasions are Mugabe’s brain child. I think not, they were orchestrated by the war veterans under leaders such as the late Chenjerai “Hitler” Hunzvi, Joseph Chinotimba, Francis “Black Jesus” Zimuto etc after waiting 20 years in vain for land they had fought for. Anyone who was in Zim at that time knows just what a formidable political force these war veterans were. Mugabe just hijacked their agenda as it was a popular cause in order to win the elections as MDC was really giving him a run for his money. So Mugabe jumped in bed with the war veterans and the MDC with the Commercial Farmer’s Union (CFU) an organization of white commercial farmers who funded them. That probably explains the MDC changing fortunes as they are now seen as stooges.

    The farm invasions would have gone on with or without the govt’s blessing and if they were stopped (which the govt initially tried) the country would have gone into a possible civil war.

    I don’t support Mugabe or any other non-democratic leader (not that democracy is all that just look at our parliament) but the Zim situation is very complex and I am yet to understand it myself.

    Otherwise M keep up the good work.

  • Squiboda

    Of course you are assuming that everyone in the US (or even the majority of the people) were trying to stop us from going to war.

    It’s foolish to claim that “the minority couldn’t influence the government so obviously democracy doesn’t work”.

    Back to the drawing board with you…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/8589221 Dan

    Well said…well enough said anyway.

    —Dan (in Oklahoma)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/2990168 Fausta

    Excellent blog. Will have to add to the blogroll!

  • Anonymous

    Such a sad state of affairs. Your spinning humor into it almost makes me cringe at the realization most readers will dismiss this as a farce or lampoon of the situation. Something needs to be done. Not just singing and arguing across a big mahogany table from large plush chairs.
    Another thing about charities by the way: They are almost always founded and perpetuated by big business or celebrities, individuals with a lot of money. Yet, they are also the first to ask for a handout. For those of you who understand the process, those same celebrities and businesses then use the gross proceeds as a tax write-off, then equate a net payoff based off appearance fees, awards ceremonies, and advertising costs. The resulting “aid” is then funneled into our good author’s dictator’s sparkly car.
    It gets more convoluted than that, too, and I’m guessing the situation is much worse than our dear author describes, if I’m guessing correctly.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/9756268 wanduma

    Amazing work! Great posts. Getting hooked to your blog is bad for my job, but I’ll take the risk. Keep breaking it down. I agree that whenever the G8 leaders say the word “Africa”, it is to use it resuscitate their flagging poll numbers, not to really do anything. Sometimes the utterance has requires a small fee in boomerang $ or pounds. Pragma 8 above all – Africans don’t vote for them, but out of work auto-workers and farmers do… and their votes don’t count as much as the corporations (pragma 5 or 3 I think).

  • http://ewe2.ath.cx/blog/ ewe2

    You’ve made a convert here. Seems history is repeating in Africa as the methods honed in South America are applied. As the success of Asian economies challenge the verities of this Western socio-economic hegemony, do you think perhaps a window for positive African action will open?

  • http://afromusing.com/blog Afromusing

    At the end of your piece, a few thoughts i would like to add… Just like the beautiful people snapped their fingers on live 8, here we go…
    Snap1:
    Intra trade increased by about 20% this past year(it was reported on allafrica.com – i looked around for the link with no luck). Considering Africa’s population, isn’t that not an immense market and potential? More of that please.
    I second NG’s comments about a book.
    Snap2:
    May i reiterate M’s point from Pragma 6 on real solutions especially on civic education. an argument can be made that the seedlings of an African Renaissance have already sprouted and need some serious watering and tending. I would like to point to KJ’s Head on corrishon. If you follow the series carefully, you will see empowering messages about voting, democracy and the voice of the youth, especially encouraging them to get voting cards for 2007 elections in Kenya.
    Snap3:
    Mshairi highlighted a quote from Muammar Gaddafi who was speaking at the African Union summit. ‘Begging will not make the future of Africa – it creates a greater gap between the great ones and the small ones,’ and Black Ambition gave me a heads up on gaddafi’s call for a borderless Africa. The African Union IMO holds much promise in conflict resolution amongst other things. The AU is currently in Darfur but with alimited mandate. [According to an African Union (AU) press release, on May 28, 2004, the AU committed a ceasefire monitoring mission to the Darfur region. Currently, the mandate of the African Union (AU) troops is to oversee the ceasefire and protect the monitoring force on the ground. Their mandate does not extend to the protection of civilians whose lives are in constant danger; AU troops can only protect civilians from imminent threats during accidental "encounters."] I think it comes down to lack of cash. If African leaders were more forward looking and took ownership of our problems, then funding for the AU would not be dependent on appeals for ‘logistical support’ to the west/GS to intervene in troubled areas, and if we did intervene it would be more than to deal with accidental encounters. In the budgets of African countries, an allocation for payment into the AU would be good. Diaspora contribution to the AU would also be a good thing.
    (I crossposted this on my blog coz as it appears i may have blogged on your blog)

  • Solon

    Savco

    Your defence of the Mugabe government is truly remarkable. It appears that unemployment levels of greater than 70% and triple digit inflation, as well as policy interventions that make Ian Smith’s Rhodesia appear an idyll of social democracy aren’t enough for you to decide that his government isn’t quite on the right track. No doubt you believe he is capable of far greater achievements, maybe he could instigate a civil war?

    The fact that other countries (in more recent times Ivory coast, Nigeria etc.) have pursued a policy of slum clearance in a similar manner doesn’t seem to make the current campaign any more justified. It was wrong when they did it, it is wrong when the current Zim government does it. You, yourself state that the slum clearance policy is counterproductive and yet perversely seem affronted that others outside Zim might say the same thing.

    The “heart of Africa’s problems” as you call it is actually greater than the distribution of land. Many other countries around the world have had similar problems of agrarian reform. It has been fundamental to the development of many states from France at the time of the revolution to the more recent emergent Asian Tiger economies. African states are also not the only states with large slum/illegal housing populations in urban centres. The heart of the problem is how do you go about tackling these problems. No one should argue that Mugabe’s governments have not been faced by major problems requiring state intervention, but the crass, blundering manner which they have gone about tackling issues has objectively worsened his own state’s economy, media conspiracy or no media conspiracy.

    Land reform is a case in point. Post the Lancaster House Agreement ZANU-PF may have been hogtied regarding compulsory purchase but they nevertheless in the 1980s managed to achieve 40% of their desired acquisitions. Why then did land distribution actually considerably slow after the Mugabe government was free of the Lancaster House constraints at the beginning of the 1990s, and had actually introduced legislation to facilitate land purchase? It is the reduced priority that was given to land reform in the 1990s that has come back to haunt Zim now, coupled with unfulfilled promises made to war veterans organizations. The conflation of the two problems resulted in the politically expedient support of farm invasions. When a government abandons the idea of property rights, supporting a mob in the illegal acquisition of property something has gone very wrong. You do not serve the interests of poor Zimbabwean farmers (black or otherwise) by debasing the legal framework that gives their land rights meaning.

    Your theory that this is all just Zim going through it’s own Industrial Revolution I would suggest is optimistic. Where is the evidence of growth in the Zimbabwean economy to support that notion. Unemployed rural people moving to urban centres isn’t enough for an economic revolution. More depressing is your notion that Zim should “make the same mistakes as the West did…” Since when was governing a country just about aimless trial and error? Why do you have such incredibly low expectations of the quality of a government?

    I don’t know enough about SA politics to gauge the extent to which it would be political suicide for Mbeki to condemn Mugabe (he can’t seek another term of office anyway can he), but if it is suicide that speaks volumes. Condemning the manner in which Zim pursue policy does not necessarily mean condemning their stated objective (e.g. land redistribution), saying nothing merely perpetuates the belief that any rabble no matter how incompetent can run an African state into the ground without a word of rebuke from those who should know better.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/6048655 M

    @simon – you can follow the circus of the whole affair in the links

    @anisa – I’ll write a follow up post touching on MDG, AGOA etc.

    @simon – money won’t necessarily solve the problem. It may even exacerbate it. Again, I’ll tie together all the responses in a follow up post

    @savco – interesting piece. The parallels between Mugabe’s policy and Kenya’s road reserve program bear investigation

    @squiboda – my friend, you’d be surprised at how big the world is beyond the US borders. As for your quote “the minority couldn’t influence the government so obviously democracy doesn’t work” I can just attribute it to a fertile imagination. I said nothing remotely of the kind

    @solon – true true! The problem is not the slums. Slums are a ubiquitous part of urban settlements. I watched on TV bulldozers demolishing perfectly good houses under the auspices of clearing slums.

    And I still think Mbeki’s silence speaks very loudly. The AU will have a rough time pitching their case because the first thing they will be taken to task with is the Mugabe issue.

    Defending him because he’s black in my opinion is utterly inexcusable.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/7876987 zimpundit

    Wealthy and healthy discussion!

    Savco,(both)your allegations that

    i)Slum destruction is part of a industrial revolution,

    and

    ii)Zim’s war vets, thought up the farm invasions (not Mugabe/ZANU-PF)

    are flat wrong.

    Destruction of any infrastructure (legal or extralegal) does not spur growth. Neither does De Soto endorse it. Having read both “The mystery of capital” and “The other path,” I have to say the link you draw between “Operration Murambatsvina” and what De Soto says is extremely weak. In fact in both texts, and in other research he has done De Soto says this kind of maligning of the informals is what stunts economic development.

    In citing examples from 19th century Europe, he is illustrating how mercantilist governments were anathema to the creative genius of informals before they realized that all they had to do was include the informals nad there would be peace. Applied to Zimbabwe today, De Soto’s point would impel that rather than destroy the informal market and the housing schemes (aka “slums), Mugabe & Co. should be finding ways legitimize those developments because that is where the creative genius, efficient pricing structures and “real” market prices are at work unrestrained.

    De Soto’s thesis is about finding ways to encompass those who are outside the proverbial “glass jar” (legal economy). Destruction does not do that. Only legal reform or revolt will get us there.

    Depending on when you arrived in Zimbabwe in 1999 you might have been aware of 1998 strikes,the referundum, and the subsequent formation of the MDC. I’m not going to go into all the details. ZANU-PF was seeing the writing on the wall. MDC was the political voice that now commanded the people’s attention and articulated their concerns, Mugabe & Co. were destined to oblivion.

    To make matters worse ZANUlost the referundum on the constitutional ammendments (among which they sought to increase the number of terms an individual could be president because Mugabe was ineligible to remain in office come 2002)and were facing parlimentary elections in 2000. It was clear the MDC though new, were going to win the election and ZANU had no platform.

    Quite fortuitously (or not) some COMMUNAL FARMERS not war vets moved onto a couple commercial farms in Sadza area in Seke. Mugabe then ingenously seized on this opportunity to awaken to the realization that what Zimbabwe’s liberators had fought for had not yet been achieved, the African had to have his land back. So he endorsed the occupations. Mugabe was quoted on state radio, tv, and in the papers justifying the takeover of the farms.

    There were no war veterans when the occupations started. The war vets, who were still gloating over their recently awarded gratuities had no immiediate incentive to join the land grab. So they didn’t join it until at least 6 weeks after the first farms had been occupied.

    By way, if the war vets were as potent you claim they were/are, why did it take them 25 years to recieve gratuities from the government? If Mugabe wasn’t buying their support, why didn’t pay them earlier. I could also question the plausability of an authentic “war vet” in Zimbabwe 25 years after the liberation struggle with as low a life expectancy as we have, but I won’t.

    Land redistribution in Zimbabwe has been politicized and that was the doing of Robert Mugabe and his ZANU-PF. See this and this for more details.

    That’s what makes the slum clearence and everything else so wrong in Zimbabwe. It’s not genuine, it’s all for political mileage.

  • ceol

    I concur with your comments regarding the motives of the Live 8-ers, but in all honesty, it wasn’t the farmers of the world that looted Africa or other nations of the world. NO ONE who cares about the poor of the world would advocate the impoverishment of one group of people as a means to the ending of another. In all seriousness, the recent EU twaddle attacking US, UK farm subsidies while ignoring the fact that the British crown and aristocracy, the French, German, Dutch and Arab hierarchy has bleed the African continent for centuries.. it’s a farce.

    Motivated in no small part by hypocrites/liars who seek to destabilize other nations by threatening food prices/control over food supplies. These same wonks in Brussels a few years back have as much stated that the public does not have a right to clean fresh water.. it’s another banal attempt to play with power to attain more.

    The socialist, communist experiments that took place across the world have produced nothing but brutal regimes, exploiting farmers and workers as bad, at times worse than regimes they replaced. Marxism is based on elitism, not brotherhood… and any form of ism that is based on it’s hypocrisy ends up a fascistic regime. So please can the BS on that score. Don’t care for democracy, that’s your decision.. but if Africa and other poor nations are going to help themselves they have to work to guarantee their right to self determination by demanding better leaders, voting for them and then continuously demanding accountability and representation.

    If you continue to bring one despot after another to power, who loots the people’s money and resources, then hiding them in the UK and elsewhere, you aren’t any better off. BTW, the people of the US aren’t the big bad some like to paint them as, it’s almost a joke when I read or hear “activists” in the UK and Europe trash the US while they’ve remained silent about the brutalities and genocides committed by their own governments all across the world.
    Those so called “children of the revolution” are fooling themselves, but no one else.

  • Anonymous

    Well, those “poor” countries will never help themselves as long as we in the West keep enabling them to freeload off of us.

    The so-called richest nations of the world are now well on their way to becoming Third World nations themselves, and yet, we are obliged and forced to support, house and feed the parasites of this world.

    When are Africa and Asia going to get going with fund-raising for Europe and the United States to help support their now broken social welfare systems due to their generous asylum policies to these Third World parasites?

  • http://magaidi.com/diary Magaidi

    M – jamaa I told you to write a book. I even offer to do a read through before publication! The whole concept of Aid to enable Africa to rid itself of its own problems is laughable. Granted that these countries claim to send billions of dollars our way, these figures end up on the profit lines of balance sheets of their multilateral corporations pillaging the same same! Africa they’re claiming to help. What goes around comes around. I don’t see how awareness, albeit well intentioned will resolve this and other problems. I do however give them their props for doing it, if for nothing else, it did spark this discussion we’re having. – A wise man once said think of discussion as an indispensible preliminary to wise action

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10298094 Savco

    Let me clarify that I don’t support slum demolitions, any Zim political party, Blair or even the Freedom Fries served in the Congress cafeteria. Actually I prefer Burger King fries, if anyone was curious to know!

    @Solon – One cannot discuss Zim as if it exists in a vacuum, so spare me the academic rhetoric – I lived it bread, fuel shortages and all. There are 12 million Zimbos and it would be plain arrogant to discuss their country as if they don’t have their own unique poltical outlook which isn’t what’s peddled in the West. I suggest following Zimpundit’s link.

    @Zimpundit – Ndeipi shamwari . I never suggested destruction of property creates wealth. That would be plain absurd and irresponsible! I’m aware of the 1998 strikes, referendum etc and I think your link actually expressed what I was trying to convey much better.

    On Live8, I think now that awareness has been raised over our poverty, we should make G8s work easier. Since they can’t quite agree on the best way to tackle poverty, I suggest African countries make that decision for them.

    We should unilaterally default on our debts since after the concerts we would be holding the moral high ground. It won’t be the first time either, the southern states defaulted after the American Civil War.

    Oh yeah and maybe I should have put industrial revolution in quotes, my bad.

  • http://blogit.helsinki.fi/aivomassaa/ JussiR

    Good post! I have to admit i didn’t read all of the hundred comments or so send to both of the posts ;), so this might be repetition, but here we go anyway.

    While it’s true that western world has robbed Africa since the colonialism and that the state of democracy in western worlds isn’t quite what one would hope it to be i still do have much more optimistic view about the future.

    20 years ago live aid concert was all about raising money to help victims of the famine in Ethiopia. And indeed we raised lots of money and after feeling good about our selves forgot Africa the next day. This time it was quite different. Live 8 was not about raising money, it was about raising peoples awareness AND the political presure on chancing the structuress that impoverishes Africa every day.

    It’s true that if someone is really interested in Africa, you can find more information that anyone can read, but 99.8% of western people are not going to do that, so this kind of concerts can really have an impact. And it already has had. I don’t thin Africa has never been as big issue on western media, as it is today.

    And while you are most likely right on your prediction about the result of G8 meeting, there are also genuine attempts on changin the trade agreements that impoverishes Africa. For example EU seems to be seriously aiming for reducing the farm subsidies.

  • Solon

    @ Savco

    I apologize for my “academic rhetoric”. If it would make any of the substantive points I made any more palatable to you imagine me a poor, black Zimbabwean farmer who has also “lived it” (since that image seems to appeal).

    Zimpundit’s first link supports my statements on land reform, and the second considers the inadequacies of the MDC. As far as I’m aware I’ve not argued that the Zimbabwean people should have any political outlook unique or otherwise. I’ve certainly not argued that they should support the MDC. I’ve merely argued that on the grounds of negligent and callous government of Zimbabwe, neighbouring states should condemn the Mugabe government.

    Don’t lose sleep over what western media agencies peddle, they really aren’t that bothered. If Zimbabwe disappeared off the face of the Earth tomorrow I doubt few would notice. Forget the messenger objectively assess the message.

    Regarding debt defaulting, Argentina’s 2001 debt default to the IMF might be a more current example to consider. I’m no economist and won’t attempt to comment on the lasting success of their policy but it does follow on from defaults in 1982 and 1989, after which they were apparently able to get back foreign investment. I do however doubt that lenders will be much moved by moral authority derived from a pop concert.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/7648939 Sonny

    Goodness sakes man, that was brilliant stuff. Wewe ni mnoma I say.

    One thing bugs me, I am surrounded by brilliant africans lakini they voice is like Tito at a J5 concert, hamusikiki vilivyo!?! Thanks to blogs and the such its getting better, lakini media-wise…one gets the impression that Africa is like one big special ed class. Confound it.

  • Anonymous

    Charity begins at home & for all the pontificating at least some folks in the Developed world want to help – however little or much it is.

    Most people who donate want recognition. How many anon donors do you know?

    Africa is a BLACK HOLE… it sucks in & gives out almost zilch BUT when it gives it will give back more… only problem for us (in the present) is whether we will see any benefits!

    BTW… before anyone accuses me of using black as a racist term… go take a hike… According to the latest theories – including by Hawking – Black Holes emit some energy/particles. Too complex me to recite here… BUT I liked the analogy…

    BOTTOMLINE: Only Africans (Black, White, Yellow & the Green Martian who has taken up permanent residence) can help but while intellectuals debate these issues the Neanderthals run Africa.

    However much the African press, presidents, dictators-at-large & personal nurses support mugabe, he is an ape (apologies to the real apes) of the lowest order. And he is but a microsm of what ails Africa. He may be the last of the breed but mubarak, gadaffi & other still hound us.

    For some unfathomable reason – well, to me – the hoi polloi love these guys! Whether it is through the gun or butter or sugar (in Ukambani)… they hang on there.

    Where is the people power like what the Filipinos did? Of course, the fools elected a “movie star” – not in Reagan’s mould who was a better politician than actor anyway – to the presidency!

    My vitriol is directed at the Africans who after 40 years of independence are still blaming the colonisers!

    Ghana, Malaysia & Indonesia all attained independence at the same time. Ghana is a basket case while Malaysia builds its own cars which it exports to the UK!!! Imagine the Proton is EXPORTED to a 1st world country! In 40 years Malays per capita income is 10 time Ghana’s… BTW in 1957, Malaysia had a lower PCI than Ghana!

    Even India – which gripes about everyone… they blame the UK as colonisers, USA for the perceived level of “unimportance” they view India, China as a regional threat, etc… has developed into a powerhouse!

    India is in reality many countries rolled up into one! The Kashmiris of North India have as much in common with Tamils of South India as Touaregs have with the Zulus!

    Even Yahoo & Forbes reported on a family (Ambani Family) empire breakup coz they run/control Reliance Group whose value is larger then most African economies!

    This was a country synonymous with poverty, cholera & Mother Teresa! Now most of Indian news on Yahoo deals with the PLUSES like software, outsourcing & economic might.

    China & India are being blamed – why blame them… the West needs to cut their oil consumption! – for the high oil prices coz their economies are growing in the 7-10% range! Kenya grew 4.3% in 2004. Even that is suspect!

    In conclusion – stop blaming the West, the East or the Martians & get down to building the economy one piece at a time. Narwal Shopping Center (sp?) in Mombasa (Kenya) exclusively sells Chinese made goods! I was very embarassed & angry that it was FULL of shoppers while Kenyan made goods of similar price & quality can’t find a market. And then the intellectuals & hoi polloi complain of unemployment!

    Other countries’ leaders – whether Bush, Chirac, Blair, Singh, Peng, etc – are expected to promote their countries’ interests above all else & they do so. Only African nincompoops – many elected by us e.g. kibaki – do not do so but gulp French champagne, while downing American ARVs (not generic!), driving German cars…

    If not for ARVs many of these African “leaders” would have croaked! I wish they had… Let’s face it wamalwa died “suddenly”… & his widow gets a publicly funded mansion while Kenyans are homeless!

    abacha apparently had a stroke while f***ing Indian whores! What’s wrong with the Nigerian mamas? Ever seem those Nollywood movies?

    Oh, well… maybe my grandkids will see better days… & be (really) proud Africans!

    And trust me there is no pride in being poor, hungry & proud! So no mumbo-jumbo about being proud now… unless you are South African or Botswanan (sp?)…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11160911 Curious

    See the article on “suffering developing countries” on this blog