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Christopher’s Limerick

Posted August 11th, 2005 in Poetry by M

Duly inspired my Mshairi and Mental, I have to stand up and be counted

There once was a chap named Christopher,
who filled a good deal of a sofa.
Who one day was told,
put your plans on hold
if you want to travel to Britain.

Increase that day did his sweating,
as he sat there sullenly regretting,
saying sadly to himself,
Oh how I am unlucky,
not to buy a new rubber ducky

Christopher thought it was a disaster,
that Kenyans were rolling in laughter,
singing “rub-a-dub dub,
you fell in a tub,
and now your body is a bump

And enter Mwakwere the Minister,
looking disjointed, shifty and sinister,
who created a whole mess,
on the strength of an SMS,
that hostages in Iraq where freed.

He opened his mouth and let loose,
and put his neck straight in a noose,
and left no doubt,
that he really knows nought,
when it comes down to diplomacy.

So Christopher assembled his lawyers,
and said to us all “Look before ya,
I’m really as sure, as I know my manure,
that very soon, I hope, I’ll be off to Europe
And run my ministry remotely

Beverly Craven – Promise Me
  • http://mshairi.com mshairi

    Very funny, M – this man inspires such amusement:)

    Thanks for the mention!

  • http://crystalnotsoclear.blogspot.com kipepeo

    Great piece of writing…i love the rubber ducky line!

  • http://guessaurus.com Guess

    Oh, everybody but me seems to have their brains on – ahhh.

    Very nice and funny M – and oh, was he planning to run his ministry remotely by SMS?

  • http://afromusing.com/blog Afromusing

    hilarious!

  • http://prousette.blogspot.com Prousette

    nice; nice if I were Kristoff would have resigned in protest but thne again that is just me.

  • http://bangaiza.kylix.co.ke maitha

    if he were to ever present his troubles in linux ……

    muru@govt$ cd britain
    britain : permission denied
    muru@govt$ cd /hda/kenya/govt
    muru@govt$cd kibaki
    :kibaki – device busy
    muru@govt$cd mwakwere/
    ls
    muru@govt$incorrigible fools.txt clay_is_a_liar.txt hostages_to_released.gz roar.txt
    cd ..
    pwd
    /home/murungaru
    muru@govt$cd /hda/kenya
    ls
    muru@govt$govt ldp
    cd ldp
    ls
    muru@govt$. ..
    ls -a
    muru@govt$. .. ojode
    muru@govt$cd ojode
    permission denied
    cd ..
    ls
    muru@govt$visa britain sweat bloodofagoat.txt
    ls -a
    muru@govt$visa britain sweat ..mungiki ..mutua ..kiraitu

    muru@govt$ln -s /home/kibaki/visa/britain
    ln – cannot create /home/kibaki/visa/britain : permission denied

    muru@govt$whereis britishvisa
    /usr/ports/visa/britishvisa
    cd /usr/ports/visa/britishvisa
    ls
    Makefile distinfo files pkg-desc
    make ; make install
    ===> Vulnerability check disabled, database not found
    => clean slate doesn’t seem to exist in /usr/ports/britishvisa
    => /usr/ports/distfiles is not writable by you; cannot fetch.
    *** Error code 1
    corruption detected
    running abort sequence

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/9076098 Wambui

    Yani that was hilarious. There seems to be an ‘M’ Trinity of limerick brilliance lurking about….

    @Maitha – LOL!

  • http://milonare.blogspot.com Milonare

    Great piece M, great piece… Especially loved the “good deal of a sofa” bit – LOL

    @maitha
    LMAO

    If an MP tried to think the response would be “Unrecognized command. This device has committed a fatal error and will be immediately shut down”

  • http://spideyfun.blogspot.com nick

    @Maitha:you’re the silent type that has tonnes of humor stored within

    @M:Good One!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/8589221 Dan

    Thank you again!

    As I surf the blogosphere learning first-hand details of the sorry mess large portions of the world are in, I always enjoy your ability to be informative and humorous at the same time.

    I ALWAYS get a good laugh from reading tHiNkEr’s rOoM!

    HA HA! He He!

    Thanks again.

    —Dan

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/7135033 Poi

    Very funny M! and well said..

  • Southern Comfort

    Loved this! Esp the “…filled a good deal of a sofa” and “…as sure as I know my manure” parts- V. apt!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4490470 UARIDI

    What fun I am having reading all these limericks. They should be published in the Kenyan newspapers.

  • http://kohcohshaven.blogspot.com Ms K

    M, that was just brilliant. The sofa line… PRICELESS!

    @Anon
    What?

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  • http://nakeel.blogspot.com nakeel

    “I hope i will off to europe and run my ministry bed ridden i guess thats what he saying coz he goes there when he is “sick”..

  • Anonymous

    Pretty hilarious, M, except for one tiny, technical detail. Limericks follow the rhyme pattern AABBA. Just thought that needed a mention.

  • http://milonare.blogspot.com Milonare

    Hey Thinker!

    You’ve been quiet too long… Wassup?

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