Comments on: Christopher’s Limerick

By: tHiNkEr’S rOoM » Blog Archive » Awards 2005

tHiNkEr’S rOoM » Blog Archive » Awards 2005 — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 14:29:27 +0000

[...] Managed the impossible task of being despised wherever his large sweaty frame made an appearance. Has the dubious distinction of being unwanted both at home and overseas [...]

By: tHiNkEr’S rOoM » Blog Archive » Dad Knows (Almost) Everything

tHiNkEr’S rOoM » Blog Archive » Dad Knows (Almost) Everything — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 15:15:31 +0000

[...] Despite spirited defences from the fruit of their loins few Kenyans are able, despite spirited efforts, to differentiate an MP from a pile of powdered water, an oven constructed entirely of butter and a waterproof sieve. Most people I know regard MPs with the same regard as the British Immigration now regard one Christopher Ndarathi Murungaru. [...]

By: mshairi

mshairi — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Very funny, M – this man inspires such amusement:)

Thanks for the mention!

By: kipepeo

kipepeo — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Great piece of writing…i love the rubber ducky line!

By: Guess

Guess — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Oh, everybody but me seems to have their brains on – ahhh.

Very nice and funny M – and oh, was he planning to run his ministry remotely by SMS?

By: Afromusing

Afromusing — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

hilarious!

By: Prousette

Prousette — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

nice; nice if I were Kristoff would have resigned in protest but thne again that is just me.

By: maitha

maitha — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

if he were to ever present his troubles in linux ......

muru@govt$ cd britain
britain : permission denied
muru@govt$ cd /hda/kenya/govt
muru@govt$cd kibaki
:kibaki - device busy
muru@govt$cd mwakwere/
ls
muru@govt$incorrigible fools.txt clay_is_a_liar.txt hostages_to_released.gz roar.txt
cd ..
pwd
/home/murungaru
muru@govt$cd /hda/kenya
ls
muru@govt$govt ldp
cd ldp
ls
muru@govt$. ..
ls -a
muru@govt$. .. ojode
muru@govt$cd ojode
permission denied
cd ..
ls
muru@govt$visa britain sweat bloodofagoat.txt
ls -a
muru@govt$visa britain sweat ..mungiki ..mutua ..kiraitu

muru@govt$ln -s /home/kibaki/visa/britain
ln - cannot create /home/kibaki/visa/britain : permission denied

muru@govt$whereis britishvisa
/usr/ports/visa/britishvisa
cd /usr/ports/visa/britishvisa
ls
Makefile distinfo files pkg-desc
make ; make install
===> Vulnerability check disabled, database not found
=> clean slate doesn't seem to exist in /usr/ports/britishvisa
=> /usr/ports/distfiles is not writable by you; cannot fetch.
*** Error code 1
corruption detected
running abort sequence

By: Wambui

Wambui — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Yani that was hilarious. There seems to be an ‘M’ Trinity of limerick brilliance lurking about….

@Maitha – LOL!

By: Milonare

Milonare — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Great piece M, great piece… Especially loved the “good deal of a sofa” bit – LOL

@maitha
LMAO

If an MP tried to think the response would be “Unrecognized command. This device has committed a fatal error and will be immediately shut down”