Teacher: Good morning children.
Cabinet: Good morning teacher!
Teacher: Did you have a nice night?
Cabinet: Yes teacher!
Raila: (Indignantly) Teacher, teacher! Someone here has pooped his pants, and on a scale of 1 to 10 a strong 97. Can we get Hans Blix in the house?
{Children turn accusingly to Murungaru}
Murungaru: Waa!! That’s not true! Why do they always pick on me? Waa!
Kituyi: It’s still morning, for crying out loud! Does that boy eat by the kilo?
Teacher: All right, all right, let’s all calm down and get back to the lesson
Nyongo: (Indignantly) Get back to the lesson? It smells like a sweating dead skunk here!!
Teacher: Chris? Can you come with teacher to wipe your bottom?
Kimunya: (Sotto voice) Well teacher, there goes your morning!
Murungaru: (Loudly) Waa! Waa! Did you hear that teacher?
Teacher: Oh be quiet!