Guest: Scaling fences

Posted November 9th, 2005 in Blog Guests by Guessaurus
This week I’m experimenting a bit I’ve opened my blog a tad and have invited guest bloggers to blog on my blog. Why, you ask? Well, couple of reasons:

  1. Highlight some of the lesser known talents
  2. Convince some people who should be blogging to try their hand
  3. My next post will be ‘Ask M‘) where I will field questions from you. So ask now or forever hold your peace!
  4. Why not?
  5. Because I can

Today’s guest is the one and only Guessaurus. ‘Nuff sed.

Scaling Fences

By Guessaurus

Def: n A structure serving as an enclosure, a barrier, or a boundary, usually made of posts or stakes joined together by boards, wire, or rails

Everybody knows what a fence is; everybody has had to scale one, to be behind one and to be outside one. Fences are built to keep people in, and they are built to keep people out! Undesirables are kept out and in.

In prison I would assume everybody wants to be on the outside (not had any personal experience there), same in boarding school (had loads of experience here). In Morocco people die trying to scale one to get to this side (Europe), but they being the undesirables are killed by the guards who are trying to keep them out!
Like marriage, there are people who would scale heights to get in, and there are others who would burn bridges to get out!

So you are in wanting to get out, or out wanting to get in. I, on the other hand am building my own classification of humans – that of the fence persuasion.

Def. 2: Idiom: Undecided as to which of two sides to support; uncommitted or neutral

See, I knew in a roundabout kinda way we would get to the point, just too many damned fences to scale before we got here:)

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