Old Is Gold

Posted December 1st, 2005 in News, Reflections by M

Two dozen and then some years ago, on this day, unto us a child was born.

(M)e :)

Yes sir, I am celebrating yet another year on God’s green earth.

Birthday

Age

It occurs to me that finally age has caught up with me and i am no longer part of the youth (but then again next to Mwai Kibaki, Njenga Karume and the other fossils around here, Methuselah himself would be considered a small boy). Certain revelations have triggered this epiphany

  • I know at least 3 Khans – Genghis Khan, Kublai Khan, Chaka Khan. The only one my younger brothers know is Aga Khan
  • I know the original Nero had nothing to do with CDs. As a matter of fact, he’s the one who brought a whole new dimension to this burning ROMe thing
  • I can tell within the first few notes of popular songs which ones have been remade and what was sampled and who did it
  • I turned the air around me blue for miles with rich vocabulary when NTV replaced TCM movies at night with MTV Base. It is my considered opinion that this was a colossal step back I’m still smarting about it.
  • I wear jeans that actually fit me
  • I wear them in such a fashion that you cannot tell what colour of inner thingies I’m wearing — which is to say I pull them on completely.
  • Basketball tops leave me unmoved and unimpressed
  • Grown men with jewels oozing from every pore are a source of riotous amusement to me
  • Given a choice between gold and silver — silver all the way

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