The Brothers Grimm after an intensely nerve wracking two week wait have finally released the newest cabinet lineup of one of the greatest fairy tales of all, the Kenyan Cabinet.
It is hoped that all and sundry will find the changes entertaining
Oldilocks
Mwai Kibaki (Never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity)
The Three (Very Old) Fossilized Bears
– David Mwiraria
– John Michuki
– Njenga Karume
Puss In Boots
Lucy Kibaki
Cinderella (Several Face lifts later, Foot size 18)
Njeru Ndwiga
The Seven Annoyingly Enthusiastic Dwarves
– Moody
– Kiunjuri aka Sleepy (on certain streets)
– Mirugi
– Kituyi
– Saitoti
– Ali (Mwakwere) aka Goofy
– Daudi (Mwenje)
The Billy Goats Gruff (Proof silence is golden)
– Kiraitu Murungi
– Morris Dzoro
– Amos Kimunya
The Big Bad Wolf (Bores prey to death)
Musikari Kombo
Red Riding Hood (Always smiling at nothing)
Raphael Tuju
The Emperor (sans clothes, IQ, etc)
Maina Kamanda
John Legend – Ordinary People

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