The Brothers Grimm after an intensely nerve wracking two week wait have finally released the newest cabinet lineup of one of the greatest fairy tales of all, the Kenyan Cabinet.

It is hoped that all and sundry will find the changes entertaining

Oldilocks

Mwai Kibaki (Never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity)

The Three (Very Old) Fossilized Bears

– David Mwiraria
– John Michuki
– Njenga Karume

Puss In Boots

Lucy Kibaki

Cinderella (Several Face lifts later, Foot size 18)

Njeru Ndwiga

The Seven Annoyingly Enthusiastic Dwarves

– Moody
– Kiunjuri aka Sleepy (on certain streets)
– Mirugi
– Kituyi
– Saitoti
– Ali (Mwakwere) aka Goofy
– Daudi (Mwenje)

The Billy Goats Gruff (Proof silence is golden)

– Kiraitu Murungi
– Morris Dzoro
– Amos Kimunya

The Big Bad Wolf (Bores prey to death)

Musikari Kombo

Red Riding Hood (Always smiling at nothing)

Raphael Tuju

The Emperor (sans clothes, IQ, etc)

Maina Kamanda

John Legend - Ordinary People