Monthly Archive: March 2006

Bon Appetit 81

Bon Appetit

Omosh has for the past few days been a man intimately acquainted with the nuances of suffering. His stomach has been objecting strongly to its contents, and has expressed this displeasure in powerful bursts...

Diary Of A President 63

Diary Of A President

Any resemblance to persons, existing or otherwise, is purely a coincidence 10:00 AM Wake Up #1. Look down approvingly at Winnie The Pooh pyjamas 10:01 Fall Asleep 10:30 Wake up #2. Deny vigorously allegations...

24 – Mercenary Edition 86

24 – Mercenary Edition

Events Occur in Real Time Jack: (On phone) Ngai fafa!!! Tony: (At CTU) What’s the matter Jack? Jack: This has got to be the most confusing interview I’ve ever been on. I’d rather work...

Deja Vu 38

Deja Vu

EDIT Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Deja vu: 1) Feeling as if one has lived through or experienced this moment before 2) Feeling one gets when one reads Man Talk immediately after...

21 Questions 37

21 Questions

Mwai Kibaki and his government faithfully continue to portray the mind numbing absolutely crass stupidity that even now still leaves Kenyans reeling in amazement. The response from cabinet ministers continues to be disjointed, confused...

ENOUGH! 38

ENOUGH!

It is truly a grim day when the assault on our freedom by our own government can feature on CNN headline news immediately after news of bombings in Pakistan. Kenyans are still trying in...

Two Steps Forward 29

Two Steps Forward

EDIT #3 18:05 Well! Whenever I say Mwai Kibaki is the type of man who never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity, he grits his teeth in determination and exemplifies the notion. And...

Press Freedom: Letter to Kibaki 2

Press Freedom: Letter to Kibaki

Dear President Kibaki: On March 2, 2006 government forces raided the headquarters and printing plant of the Standard Group. In addition to destroying equipment and newspapers, they shut down the KTN news station. This...