“freedom of the shoe” is too funny.

re-nation article: are we all mad?

Honestly, the only thing left to do is simply laugh. It’s simply ridiculous! Who do they expect to believe that crap?

To quote the standard “…why would a man claiming that the two MPs (Read Raila, Kalonzo) were involved in such a criminal act as seeking foreign funds to undermine the Government be allowed to leave the country, without as much as recording a statement with the police.”

Jack: (On phone) Ngai fafa!!!

Just the first line and I am falling about laughing – you are nasty.

Let me read the rest after taking a few breaths…

Too deadly, Keep ‘em coming!

Champagne comedy old son! Keep it coming.

Yes .. we give them freedom of the shoe

Oh man, very funny!

First off M, X-(
Ngai fafa? Since when my friend? tangu lini?….. How dare you associate that in a mercenaries posts? As an ardent (mis)user of that word, I beg for it to be accorded due respect.

Lol at freedom of the shoe. Lawd, I have laughed.

Ahheeeem, about the age Methuselah. =)),
Wooooweee! Whatever is done in the dark M darlin’, shall come out in the light! =)) =)). Jokes aside, when are they checking you into the old people’s home?

Ok fine fine….so, what would you like for your next birthday? Diapers or a walking stick? :)):)):))

**Runs off ducking stones from M**

He he Kumbe you are not 29 after all:-))

Me, myself and I are on the floor. M you prove in the laughiliest way that Baks cannot hold a conversation.

Ngai fafa. Anyway i have been doing a kasmall research on the Armenians and what i found didnt impress me. They are very rough guys ; up from 1914 (with the young turks and all), then a newspaper headline reads “Young Men persecuted for refusing to join the Armed Forces for religious reasons), It is not a laughing matter.

Anyway you know your head is still out for sale for being an abscondita.

Maybe M you are 29.

Where do these guys come up with such guesswork. but frommy point of view i think it was an educated guess 27-29 sounds appropriate age for you M but i would tend to lean on the 27.

What a post my guy Great and very originall stuff im sure any newspaper would hire you in an instant to write a weekly or even daily colum to entertain Kenyans and the world in general.

Great JOB … SROTFLMBAOL!! :D

With footgear ranging from sneakers to moccasins to gum boots to glass slippers
..glass slippers?

Yes .. we give them freedom of the shoe

funny funny

Waaaaaaaaaaa, roflmao thats wicked!!!

aki lagini wewe igo gitu mpaya! ai papa! unafanya tuchege mpaka machozi inatiririga gwa uso. geep it ub.

Loving your version of 24!It’s good to see that KBW is getting some recognition out there!As for you being 29 dont they know you’re a senior citizen?!:D

Kibaki: From where you were?
Jack (Swallowing): Er.. yes.
Kibaki: And so you are not there any more.
Jack (Easing finger under collar): Yes sir.
Kibaki: And so you are here, and will continue to remain here.
Jack: Yes sir.
Kibaki: Until you leave, after which you will no longer be here but now you will be there.

Dude, LOL this just killed me. I have this red korna in which where kibaki is geting caned with his ‘pare pares’, and ‘huko hukos’

Will ur next 24 involve first rady? Ha! I almost feel bad for what u’ll do to her.

Oh, and, me I know you are 30 ;-)

Just like Muts i wanted to see your archive for the Birthday last year. Don worry Age is nothing but a number. Btw Explain your absondita status

LOL Shirohsawa umeshinda.

he he he…………….
straight unto the point.
only that kibs doesnt even realise he is the prezzo!!

I think that this is the sort of stuff that goes on for real behind the State House walls.

I was told by a friend that this trick where people are driven by car to be interviewed at JKIA “on arrival” is as old as the airport itself.

We had our own version back in the day where if someone rang your doorbell around supper time you’d answer it holding your hat and coat. If it was a friend you’d karibisha them saying you have just got in yourself.

Should it be a time waster or scrounger you could always say they’d caught you at a bad time as you were just leaving for an urgent appointment……

ps was young shiroh addressing me, perchance?

Kwanza… what is ur age????

Then… u made my day… 24 will never b the same as I imagine kibs & nyoka talking to Jack… The latest episodes have a flaky prez (not unlike u know who) & certainly not like Palmer!

i hope michuki has a nice cell prepared for you

Firstly, I should mention that I have finished polishing one shoe and am now starting on the other one. Only you can decide where they eventually end up.
Secondly, the Nationa article was by an intern: give the guy a break. Although where 29 came from is rather mysterious. But he did get right that yours is THE blog. For that, I could forgive him much.
Like I said. Polish being applied to shoes.
(Yes, I know I also featured, and thus my comments are suspect, but really, all he said was that I was funny and weird and sometimes intelligent. I would hope that that is not in serious doubt anywhere in these spaces… Thus I think my objectivity rather wholesome, considering he demoted me about five ranks down and then wouldn’t use any of the titles to which I am entitled. Or maybe it was the editors. I notice Kenyan writers have a hard time giving women their due when it comes to achievement. It took Prof. Maathai getting the Nobel Prize for people to start calling her “Prof,” instead of “that divorcee…we have some problems it must be admitted.) But I am honoured to share a page with you M. Also to share, dare I say it, locales, for a brief while. Salut!