Reverberations of the results of the Armenian fiasco continue to reverberate.

We are now the subject of meetings of the European Union and the United States.

One of the prospective outcomes of the crass stupidity displayed by the Government is travel bans. Another is the scuttling of that plan to have flights direct to the United States.

So KQ and the Kenya Airports Authority may have just wasted a lot of their time and money.

Everyone from Kenya will be welcomed at foreign airports with people wearing latex gloves. Snap!

The tourism sector is buggered, because no tourists wants to be welcomed with “Passport Please” and a shotgun. Tens of thousands of jobs are at stake.

In our hour of need we turn to our President and Commander In Chief for guidance

PRESS RELEASE FROM STATE HOUSE, NAIROBI

My fellow Kenyans,

Good Evening.

I am deeply distressed at this turn of events. Our country currently faces a very challenging time.

I would like to clarify that I wear Y-FRONTS, and not boxers.

Please get that right. Y-Fronts. Big. Yellow. Y-Fronts

Thank you.

Signed: Baba Jimmy & Judy

QUOTE OF THE DAY

A lot of space has been dedicated in the media to Ronaldo’s weight

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