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Fallout

Posted June 20th, 2006 in News, Theater by M

Reverberations of the results of the Armenian fiasco continue to reverberate.

We are now the subject of meetings of the European Union and the United States.

One of the prospective outcomes of the crass stupidity displayed by the Government is travel bans. Another is the scuttling of that plan to have flights direct to the United States.

So KQ and the Kenya Airports Authority may have just wasted a lot of their time and money.

Everyone from Kenya will be welcomed at foreign airports with people wearing latex gloves. Snap!

The tourism sector is buggered, because no tourists wants to be welcomed with “Passport Please” and a shotgun. Tens of thousands of jobs are at stake.

In our hour of need we turn to our President and Commander In Chief for guidance

PRESS RELEASE FROM STATE HOUSE, NAIROBI

My fellow Kenyans,

Good Evening.

I am deeply distressed at this turn of events. Our country currently faces a very challenging time.

I would like to clarify that I wear Y-FRONTS, and not boxers.

Ngotha

Please get that right. Y-Fronts. Big. Yellow. Y-Fronts

Thank you.

Signed: Baba Jimmy & Judy

QUOTE OF THE DAY

A lot of space has been dedicated in the media to Ronaldo’s weight

The Beatles – Yesterday
  • http://habarikenya.blogspot.com/ kritik

    yenyewe the prezzo has his priorities jinxed.
    kenya needs leadership not a soap opera fiasco
    cheers..

    What priorities? :-\
  • http://www.kenyanmusings.blogspot.com KM

    LOL

  • http://potashke.blogspot.com POTASH

    It is crazy… really crazy, that the best way to handle a national crisis that will negate all the gains we have achieved on travel advisories, getting more destinations for our national carrier, and the war on terrorism… is to tell us about your family! I do not remember Moi’s family being a cause for National Concern; not in terms of security, really.
    tut!tut!

    Moi told Kenyans they’d miss him. Boy was he right!
  • Quickdraw

    ROFLOL

  • http://prousette.blogspot.com prousette

    “You know Mr President, so long as you are covered in something you can work, I really do not need to know the brand, design and color .”

    I wonder what announcement is next >:)
  • Ms K

    “A lot of space has been dedicated in the media to Ronaldo’s weight”

    Heh heh! Who said that?

    And I want a picture!

  • http://Nakeel.blogspot.com Nakeel

    Kenya drama cha ukweli..

    Nchi yako unayoipenda!
  • http://www.sylkwan.blogspot.com Shiroh

    Loving my president’s mutability

    You’ll clearly make an excellent mother. You can love anything!
  • http://www.sylkwan.blogspot.com Shiroh

    I need challenge on the head groupie status.

    Now some people are getting big headed. Utanyolewa my dear!
  • http://Error:AccessisDenied. bankelele

    KQ, JKIA KTB and our individual credibility & respectability among other Africans just got stabbed in the back. Even Zimbabwe and Congo arrested mercenaries who were only ‘passing through’ their airports – in transit to cause chaos in other countries.

    :)) Dayum! You’re so right! They did arrest the buggers! Now we are a mercenary haven?

    The KAA VIP and police ID are shocking because it shows how naked the system is. Speaking of which, where is Mama Lucy? Daughter Judy seems to escort Baba Jimmy everywhere these days

    The less we see of the Uruk Hai the better methinks!
  • http://gishungwa.blogspot.com Gish

    tsk tsk tsk.

    What will be the next thing, introduction to the parents and extended family and really do we look concerned?… hell no Pray we all have the sense to remeber all these drama next year as we vote…

    Watch those lips. Another announcement is imminent!
  • eclipse

    M i do not knowyou…if baks and his rattlesnake come after you i will deny that i even read this….well am too young to die or go kamiti….i have to drive the 2006 Passat first.

    Dude when those pliers karibia my nether regions I will sing your pain, remix, with Busta and Missy

    people still dont seem to realize the magnitude of the actions the merceneries were alowed to get away with.

    Especially our spectacularly inept government
  • eclipse

    ooh nation news yesterday said the brothers might be back to testify? who wants to bet they never coming to kenya again….??

    We deport guys and then call them back? Kwani deport has a second meaning?
  • http://www.guessaurus.com Guessaurus

    Everyone from Kenya will be welcomed at foreign airports with people wearing latex gloves. Snap! I really didnt need to know this bit M.

    =)) Every day you live is another day you learn

    Yellow Y fronts? Embarrassing to say the least LOL

    I think someone should make it mandatory for the government to pass through this here blog every morning.
    :D

    Hey! Do you want me in some basement getting acquainted with pliers?? :-\
  • http://mywordsonly.blogspot.com acolyte

    As we used to say on jobless corner….kumeharibika!I think this is the time we need that wonderful thing called damage control!

    But seeing as the government parrot aka Dr Mutua has been muzzled or is it debeaked?

    Come to think of it we’ve not heard Alfie’s soprano for a while…

    I doubt we will be hearing anything of substance as long as Mama Jimmy fired the speech writers and would rather let the prezzo make his own ramblings.

    As for being welcomed by peeps in latex gloves, I think I will postpone my homecoming for a while.I like my body cavities just the way they are!

    Maybe they’ll warm the gloves first…
  • http://www.chezmamamia.com/blog Mama Mia

    Poor Ronaldo – he’s taking more flack from the media than he deserves … in the second game he was brilliant – that move where he drew three defenders to himself and then passed at the exact right moment to the exact right spot for his team-mate to score was a stroke of genius that only masters of the game can muster.

    Yep. For once the tables were turned and he was doing the feeding …
  • I

    WOW!! sounds like someone in the Kenyan Government needs help pulling that foot out their ass!!

    =)) There seems to be lots of room for that foot!

    I have only voted once in my life.. but i know when you cast a vote its not for “Kibaki & family for president” is it!??!?

    One never knows….
  • http://www.kabinti.blogspot.com kabinti

    kwanza why are they booing Ronaldo when he is subbed? woiye give the guy a break. Ati Ronaldo has gained weight? Has anyone seen Phil Mickelson of late? the guy has developed man breasts!

    Of course he’s gained weight! Man’s so big I thought FIFA had allowed Brazil to field 12 guys!
  • jogoo wa shamba

    ati ujinga ni elimu ya bure duniani? pity that the tourist industry was beginning to look up. God help us!!

    God help ALL of us
  • http://chondima.blogspot.com Sarah

    M this is just wrong, worst part is how true it is.. “Everyone from Kenya will be welcomed at foreign airports with people wearing latex gloves. Snap!”

    Must love it though… we might as well say good bye to any revenue that was just starting to come in thru the tourism sector…

    Can’t wait to hear what Dr. Mutua/ ‘His Excellency’ will say to try and get us out of this mess, knowing how they do it though we might just find out more about Baba Jimmy than we care to.

    A studious silence is all you will hear I fear!

    P.S I like Ronaldo just fine and I think he’s been playing very well :-)

    He certainly seems to be a team player — doesn’t throw his weight around much …

    Good one M, Have an awesome week :-)

    Thank ye! And you too!
  • Mutumia

    LOOOOOLLLLL Oh no!!!! Ati yellow y-fronts. Hata tu-boxer briefs … it’s yellow y-fronts??!!!! But your point on TMI on the whole Jimmy/Ka-Lucy vibe is well taken. I wonder if he reads your page

    =)) I doubt it. As far as Baba Jimmy is concerned blogs provide btimber
  • Mutumia

    PS..

    (I hit submit too soon) I meant to say in full …
    LOOOOOLLLLL Oh no!!!! Ati yellow y-fronts. Hata tu-boxer briefs … it’s yellow y-fronts??!!!! But your point on TMI on the whole Jimmy/Ka-Lucy vibe is well taken. I wonder if he reads your page in which case YOU will be met with latex gloves and not at the airport.

    I will sing like a canary. Y’all are my accomplices
  • Jean

    =)) =)) =))

    ROTFLMAO!! I always forget to read your answers to comments! Ati btimber?!! HA!!!

    I need your genes for my kids ;)

  • http://mochalicious.wordpress.com Mocha!

    LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO…….now I officially know where to come to enjoy politics and have a laugh at the same time.

    Pure Genius M, pure Genius.

    Keep ‘em coming!

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    M,

    How did you know they are yellow?

    But of course, Kenyans were told to bend over…

  • http://medusalive.blogspot.com Medusa

    And you call me crazy?? LOL.

    I should donate my big yellow summer bag, and brolli to match..

  • eclipse

    “He certainly seems to be a team player — doesn’t throw his weight around much …” M this is nasty….ati doesnt throw hiw “weight” around…..

    ROFLOL

    :-)

  • mruhya

    hi m,

    upgraded to firefox. at least i’ve gotten rid of that annoying message now!

  • http://amkeni-wakenya.blogspot.com/ deeply perturbed

    The way I see it is that this guys were not mercenaries to the gava they are only mamluki’s to us kenyan for the gava seems to have had use of them and please let Karua and co. stop putting stops to the Muite commitees they (Karua & co.) are only adding to our suspicion, wonder do they think kenyans are so stupid?
    Sure the Y- Fronts have use to mama jimmy as the guys can sleep through anything.

  • http://www.mfasiri.blogspot.com mfasiri

    The drama never ends … GoK still has 18 more months to complete the course on crisis management.

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    Talking of Firefox… IE7 Beta3 is an improvement on Beta2 but it still sucks compared to Firefox! IE7 Beta3 will screw up yahoo messenger (v 8.0)… Advise most folks to stick with Firefox coz it is better!

    BTW, IE7′s popularity will drop coz it requires windows validation & so for those who use pirated Windows, no IE for you!

  • http://www.sidaki.blogspot.com sidaki

    Despite what you guys think, what underwear the president wears impacts heavily on our lives. Scientists have discovered a co-relation btwn the underwear a man wears and his personality [citation needed]. Stable characters are known to keep wearing Y-Fronts their whole lives because their mom started them out on them right after nappies. More adventurous types try out boxers and the more insane go for thongs. Famous Y-Front wearers are Clint Eastwood, M, Michuki among others. Notable Boxer wearers are Makwere, Mungatana and his ilk. The sole thong wearer(male) is Mukhisa Kituyi.

    The information presented was recieved from reliable, confidential sources residing at BOX

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