Having been hacked before, and being under surveilance , I can only but read your post with a knowing amusement :-)

don’t be cowed if u believe in what u write! Just what will they do? reopen Nyayo basement?

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

–George Orwell, Animal Farm–

Alas, the pigs have become (or we have just realised that they are) the men.

I’ve made the top 10!Wooo hoooo!Now to comment before the rest of the blog hos show up!

Are you sure that’s not what you meant?
you got to love Kenyan pundit’s pan lol!

wewe…….its of how by the way. You know what I mean?

Well its about time those ancient cretins woke up to the power of the viral, grassroot network that is the Internet.

BTW: That line on Ro’s really cruel. Funny, yes, but cruel. So why can’t I stop smiling?

M, I was planning on booking a ticket to come visit Lucy and Emilio. But I doubt whether I will be allowed past the airport. I dont think Kibaki will appreciate me telling the world who his family members are.

@Chrenyan LOL! You’ve discovered the secret. Most people think the laughs are in the posts. They should also check the comment responses!

There’s no way Michuki can say cheesy without including sandwichy somewhere

LMBAO!!!! =))

you dnt know?
You know that favour I asked for….kuna update?

Thank you for the Press statement. I readthru it in deep excitement Looking for phrases like deeply regret, failed to live up to expectation, bear full responsibility, the buck stops here, honourable, tender my resignation. Lakini wapi? ziltch.

Where I thought that pengine the person in charge of internal security would appear contrite after such a mess at the airport, (especially as he had personally claimed that the magari yananis were cool) we have a bullish and arrogant son-of-a-chief turning up the heat.

It is interesting to note that the rattlesnake’s statement heaps all the blame for the woes of this government on the media. Why am I not surprised?

“Unmistakably hate-oriented”…. I like that. Who came up with that one…….????

And do they want to talk about an increase in abuse of lets say…. POWER?!?!?!

M, I am all for you staying undercover and blogging diligently. They can’t stop you if they can’t catch you (they could, but I doubt they are smart enough to LOL). So all meetings should be virtual, should take longer to track you down, otherwise if they do prosecute you unjustly as they surely will then we’ll get you a ‘good’ lawyer before you drop the soap!

The power of the blog acknowleged wow!

Have an awesome week M & all you bloggers & mafans.

Brovado wont help anything .responsible blogging will go much further only those who promote distabalization and hate have somthing to fear .those who you who thought blogging was not something serious now know this is not a game .the capacity of blogs to influence and shape public opinion should not be taken lightly.Responsible blogging never hurts anyone .

Ati? Joe? LOLOLOL….welcome back, hehe =))

” … only those who promote distabalization and hate have somthing to fear …”

goodness, kwani KBW was planning a coup or something? let it be known that posts like “anatomy of an MP” and “enter kibaki: court jester” go a very long way to threaten national security. (er, how do you do that emoticon with rolling eyes?)

that said, now that there are slitherings in blog land maybe one of them will start up a blog. since they say nothing of substance most of the time it will probably be full of posts on how … oh hell, i shudder to think of the possiblities or lack thereof.

Woiiiii, Me? Can you spell Judas Iscariot.

No sir I do not know any M.

No sir, I do not know any M.

Sir, I told you twice before that I do not know any M.

**cocks shall crow, KM will walk with her asss unscathed…..that sabuni you will okota peke yako**

But on the real my dear, you know I be riding and dying with you……

Halafu, tebu hit me that article to my office mail. The scna is too small and *sigh*, do not ask why I did not read the paper.

Stay away from the road side M. Remember……looool

- If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

- Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

- When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

HA HA.. Thats too funny!!

If MP’s can disappear from their constituents, you can be invisible…

I picture Michuki using the mouse on the floor as a pedal, wondering why the screen doesn’t scroll as he “steps on the accelerator”…haiya! Then he sips his tea from his cup convieniently placed on the open CD/disk holder on the CPU…wapi mandathi!

This cracked me up and I know they are not his words:

“Neither I nor the government I serve can claim to have the cure for incorrigibly arrogant attitudes…”

Now, can he pronounce, let alone know the meaning of “incorrigibly”

LOL I go away for a few days and there’s a fatwa on your head M? Mambo gani hii? I knew we couldn’t let you out on your own =))

Ebu I read that statement. Ati incorribly??

LOL@Wazz!!

Is this the same joe who was praising the government’s irresponsible financial behaviour?

“A thief by any other name remains a thief”…

The Kenyan (NARC) government has little to be proud of. Please don’t compare NARC to KANU. This is like fighting to see who is the best of the worst! We want to LEAP ahead of ALL countries not the poorest of the poor!

In the 1960s Kenyans looked down upon the “poor” Chinese & now we can’t get enough of them!
In the 1980s Kenyans looked down on sending their kids to India for further studies but now the USA is wary of India’s IT prowess. Some US grads go to India for their internships!

Kenyan politicians like comparing us to our neighbours but even TZ & Uganda have higher growth rates than Kenya!

Blogging reminds me of a classic Simpsons episode where Monty Burns buys out all the media outlets in Springfield except Lisa’s “home” newsletter. In spite of Burns’ efforts to “buy” her out & shut her down, she prevails. Soon many more citizens start their own newsletters including Lenny, Homer & even Barney!

So keep on blogging!

Incorrigbly?? someone must have been comparing notes with one Ali Mwakwere – he of “must have taken one too many” infamy.let him rest assured that we will not be cowed by his “big vocabularly. we are here to stay.

p.s: Monsieur le Rattle, next time please put the statement on the blogs.it wont cost you nothing

@ M &
@ (those conversant with stuff like IP address, HTTP, GPS etc)
assuming rattlesnakelets are unlished on bloggers and ‘bloggees’ (thats what readers of blogs are called, no?), can they trace the likes of us to our dingy cyber cafes or offices? am terrified of dungeons so adviise in time so i can take a powder

@joe – Nice one… and point taken. The reason most bloggers seem anti-government is coz there is little good we see BUT I have to say that the roads have improved since the moi days.

If kibs had taken a hardball approach to corruption regardless of friendship or party affiliation it would have led to him being re-elected because people liked what they saw!

If kibs had done the right thing by appointing smart folks to plum positions on merit, we would be clamouring for him to have a 2nd term. Now not many outside his “sphere of influence” want him or his ilk back!

I supported michuki when he cracked down on Ma3s coz that was a good thing. In spite of the numerous hardships faced by Wananchi, they supported michuki & walked to work daily!

BUT he lost all that goodwil by endorsing the Standard raid, subsequent threats to the media & supporting the arturs. His recent “letter” was meant to intimidate the alternate news sources like blogs.

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD.

point also taken . i may not agree with your views but i hear what you are saying now isnt that much better when you put your point across like that instead of using insults . As for the artur matter i really dont know that much about it and frankly i dont care its a trivial matter in the big picture. the facination with trivial issues only goes to show the kind of political climate that exsits in kenya . the economy is growing by almost 8 pc. tourism is up ,privatization is well underway dont you think people should be talking of how these gains should be trickling down to the common man . the pros and cons of trickle down economics instead of who or what those thugs are. Is finding out the true identity of two men for example more important than finding looted funds stashed abroad.My point being there are more pressing ,urgent social ecomomic matters that we need to adressed .(i hope you are reading this mr michuki i am campaigning for a seat on that youth council that will be formed). yes the government has made mistakes indeed that is nothing new governments will always make mistakes let us remember that the damage we are currently doing by not addressing serious issues,allowing foreign governments to meddle in our internal affairs will have damaging effects not only on this government but on all kenyans .