Yes, I’m half a year early but I want to make sure I get my requests in before people start with the ponies and what nots.

For myself what I want is this thingy here:

An iLoo? iPoLoo?

There’s no good reason why I should not enjoy some tunes while on the ivory throne without risking Jacques Cousteau-like operations in the wild white yonder.

And since I’m not greedy, and I’d like to give my lovely Martha a leg up over other iPods. I think she would look fetching in this:

Nothing like a nice Song Thong

The Beatles – A Hard Day’s Night