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Dear Santa

Posted July 20th, 2006 in Reflections by M

Yes, I’m half a year early but I want to make sure I get my requests in before people start with the ponies and what nots.

For myself what I want is this thingy here:

iLoo
An iLoo? iPoLoo?

There’s no good reason why I should not enjoy some tunes while on the ivory throne without risking Jacques Cousteau-like operations in the wild white yonder.

And since I’m not greedy, and I’d like to give my lovely Martha a leg up over other iPods. I think she would look fetching in this:

iThong
Nothing like a nice Song Thong

The Beatles – A Hard Day’s Night
  • http://mywordsonly.blogspot.com acolyte

    Number one! Woo haa! M there is also this other device that connects your shoes to your i-pod when you are jogging, keeps the stats and plays the appropriate song. So when you are on the home stretch of the jog, your i-pod can play you “take me home….”

    Viva technology!Now just find a way to hack into the Nation premium sections and we can talk!

    Yeah, I read about the Nike thing — personally in the gangsta nation that is Nai, it won’t fly. Plus when your enthusiastic cousin/bro/mboch decides to wash your shoes …
  • http://udi-m.blogspot.com Udi

    LOL. I need one for the toile. I would never leave. Might even do some work from there. Get me a laptop table in there and its a wrap

  • http://none MwaPat

    Vipi M.
    Niko top Ten?!!!!
    Big up on your posts
    Cheers!

  • http://www.midnightfrisco.blogspot.com Archer

    I think some people have too much time on their hands, to design a gadget like this? I bet you’ll have to pay through your ass (pun intended) coz by the time it hits the shops it will be ridiculously expensive! But if it does get into production, si it should have different playlists for different …eh magnitudes of the…eh…business? Slow and easy, encouragement etc.

  • http://potashke.blogspot.com POTASH

    Dude, that is one fine gadget. I wonder what tunes you would like to get down to as you hold court?

  • http://potashke.blogspot.com POTASH

    oops… hey that flag icon will compromise me… ah!ah! Is there like a way I cannot have it or make it say kenya?

  • http://spideyfun.blogspot.com Nick

    for the ipoloo i wonder if specifics songs can be placed on repeat…like raindrops keep falling…or in thse hard times-PUSH IT salt n pepa just to add in some mood and strength

    no words for the ipod umdies

  • http://kadhat.blogspot.com egm

    We live in an Ipod world indeed. I must be among the very few on this earth that sees no need for one! Good luck on getting that from Santa.

  • http://www.ciikuandhermess.blogspot.com Ciiku

    ha ha ha… Nick…. Push it…… KILLER!!!!!!! See, thats why you my boo and all……..

    IPOD are the most overrated thing since…… I dont even know since what………… so… good luck with this M….

  • http://chondima.blogspot.com Sarah

    M, that’s hilarious, I hope u get your wish though (keep updating the list) … Why are you punishing dear Martha with a LEATHER thong? well… unless its soft leather.. the real thing.
    Good luck :-)
    Top 10 WAT!

  • jogoo wa shamba

    jeez!! M just hope your wish will be fulfilled…sisemi zaidi!

  • eclipse

    M..my resolve to know ur daily habits and route was somewhat diminished…but after seeing martha in a thong….lets just say the hard on came back…..

    free pints for anyone wit M’s itenerary! and daily route!

    Am still operating Flashdisk/MP3 player so an ipod and the ipodLoo thing would be a welcome addition

    Ciiku…seem u dont know the finer things in life….iPods, Mitsubishi Evo8, ME, Chapati ndengu,…want more?

  • eclipse

    still waiting for the schedule…dont u good people want free pints???

  • http://www.umoja.co.uk davehat

    Surely that toilet roll dispenser is called an Ipood?

  • http://gishungwa.blogspot.com Gish

    Talk of a early bidding on santa….. Lool

  • http://www.ciikuandhermess.blogspot.com Ciiku

    @ eclipse……. ha ha ha…. u done killed me. I said Ipods are overrated….. not mp3s in general. Suffice to say I do have an mp3…….. its just not an ipod….. which I bought after reading all the negative feedback about ipods……….
    But seeing that you are “a finer thing in life”…….. maybe I am missing out on something, yes????

  • I

    Chrismas in July!!!
    Hmm.. I need to get me one of those too..
    where can the Ipood.. but hold up.. how about a Imagpood? Hmm.. (ipod, magazines and pootie all in one!!!) imagine that.. i want..i want.. i want!!!!

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    The Song Thong… made my day… now could I see the back of the thong…

  • eclipse

    @ciiku…..you most def are missing out on smthing…..will IM you and let you in on what that is!

  • http://prousette.blogspot.com prousette

    Beware of what you wish for, you might get it.

    Ipoloo indeed!

  • Shiroh

    I know something. I will keep quiet still