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Politricks

Posted August 20th, 2006 in R&R by M

Only in Kenya, I tell ye, only in Kenya!

The Kenyan Member of Parliament is the quintessential schmuck. Really. Politicians, in their true sense, have proven that even if they had only one leg they still would have nothing to stand on. 

I mean, take a cursory look at last week’s events. The very very same politicians who wanted constitution reforms no longer want any, and those who did not want constitutional reform suddenly want it!

I find it very hard very difficult impossible completely impossible to take a Kenyan MP seriously, from the tips of their pitchforks to the tips of their tails.

It is such displays that prove that the MP is no usual human being. You and I would feel very foolish, and would blush completely contradicting ourselves on national television!

Amazing.

Memo To President Kibaki

There is no bloody place in Kenya called Naikuru! And if there is, it’s not where you think it is!

Whoever is in charge of the Presidential Atlas is sleeping on the job. Or maybe the page is question was obscured by presidential Cerelac™

Question Of The Week

Just how many breaks have our extremely well paid MPs taken? 

WTF Moment of the Week

A week ago some university professors at some ubiquitous forum expressed sentiments to the effect that anti-retroviral drugs where a bad thing. Imagine listening with stunned amazement to someone who has studied for some 20+ years saying that: 

Anti-retrovirals are bad because people with HIV don’t look like they have the disease and are therefore dangerous.

This is without a doubt one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

Pic Of The Day

India.Arie – I Am Not My Hair
  • http://kadhat.blogspot.com egm

    Ah, MPs are another species all together!

    Yaani when “experts” make such statements I shudder.

    When any yahoo can claim to be an expert, the term loses value!

    Funny pic. Sadly, too often we react as Tommy’s parents did without getting all the facts straight!

  • http://www.ajkenswi.blogspot.com Adrian

    that ARVs comment is very unfortunate. though it probably looks worse just standing on its own like that. I’m sure that professor was making a valid point, but he/she shouldn’t have made that statement cause now it’s only that bit that will make its way around.

    i’m assuming that he/she was saying that hiv/aids looks less threatening/deadly if a person is on ARVs – leading to some people thinking that life with hiv/aids isn’t that bad.

    but at the end of the day, it’s still a statement we could do without.

    Look at it this way — when is it EVER a good to look like you have AIDS?
  • http://www.kaggz.com Kagz

    Politricks!!! Ha Ha Ha

    Whether its Corruption, MPs or Politicians….I stopped talking about Kenyan Politics coz i figured that I’m either Part of The Solution OR Part of The Problem. Kenya needs A-C-T-I-O-N e.g the Mzalendo Project. Congrats to you & KP.

    Thank ye, thank ye :)

    As for the comment on ARVs, is the problem here an apples-oranges comparison…coz it sounds out of context???

    Again I repeat. When would it be good to look like you have AIDS

    Pic of the day! Hhhhmmmmm! Just as EGM said, we often react instead of getting the facts right! Funny that this is what the Pastor was preaching @ church 2day!!!

  • http://mywordsonly.blogspot.com/ acolyte

    Top 5!Now off to read!

  • http://mywordsonly.blogspot.com/ acolyte

    One thing that makes a politician a politician is their ability to change their mind faster than you can say “Hey!” as long as it serves their ends.

    WHAT MIND?

    Damn M you’re making me miss Kenyan news!The 9 o’clock news was always a source of entertainment!But who knows maybe Naikuru is a new town in the making.

    Kibaki I tell you is one of our few natural comics

    As for the breaks I will have to consult Mzalendo.com but I already believe there too many!

    First of all some of the stupidest stuff I have heard has come out of the mouths of “educated” people. I think what the idiot was trying to say is that the ARV’s make someone regain their health fast and as a result people end up taking HIV lightly thinking it is just an everyday ailment not knowing that people have to take those ARVs and deal with their side effects for life.But maybe I’m putting too much meaning to that and the dude’s just a plain idiot!

    Occam’s razor, friend. Occam’s razor

    I had been mailed that cartoon before but it still makes my day!

    As someone with locks I have to say that India Arie song rocks!

  • http://www.umoja.co.uk davehat

    There ia a surprising amount of disinformation pedalled by the western media about HIV/AIDS. An old mate of mine runs a blog de-bunking bad science and a couple of weeks ago he picked up a story printed in Harpers that claimed:

    AIDS is actually a “chemical syndrome, caused by accumulated toxins from heavy drug use,” “many cases of AIDS are the consequence of heavy drug use, both recreational (poppers, cocaine, methamphetamines, etc.) and medical (AZT, etc.)”; “HIV is a harmless passenger virus that infects a small percentage of the population and is spread primarily from mother to child, though at a relatively low rate”; “75 percent of AIDS cases in the West can be attributed to drug toxicity. If toxic AIDS therapies were discontinued…thousands of lives could be saved virtually overnight.”

    I know… that bares reading a couple of times…

    You can read more at badscience.net.

    Good grief! Good grief! Good grief!!
  • http://chrenyan.wordpress.com Chrenyan

    I have recently come to realize with great sadness that the chief driver of Kenyan politics among the populace is tribe. Nor is this uninformed point of view tempered/reduced by education.

    The chief driver of Kenyan politics among politicians is self.

    The two are somehow related (if my tribe benefits, I will benefit faster than if another tribe does – this also selfish). I have also come to the sad conclusion that this will NOT change in our lifetimes. Let’s work at making our own lives better, and as much of the lives of those around us as we can manage. However, there are some things we do not have control over.

    Alas! These useless politicians!

    In fact I should blog on this…

    You should, you should!
  • Ms K

    I watched that ARV comment and almost threw something at the TV. Then of course, I realized it was my only TV and I would suffer immeasurably if I broke it. In fact, thanks to the inane rubbish that Kenyan news usually is, I’ve had to put my TV in a cage.

    =)) Yes, there’s that, there’s that!!!

    Anyway, like I always say, lets have a Kenyan MP bonfire.

    Allow me to light it!

    @Davehat
    Is that true? Goodness, how saddening!!

  • eclipse

    That ARV nonsense speaking Don should be castrated! i guess when u get too educated u pia a 360 turn and get to zero.

    Just look at the politicians that are Doctors and Professors!

    Politricks……kenyan politics is funnier than saturday nite live…just watch kukurukakara za kisiasa sato nite KTN na u’ll as M says discover the madmen we have as politicians.

    pic of the day is off the drinks…eeh i mean off the chainz!!!!!

  • eclipse

    “…..have proven that even if they had only one leg they still would have nothing to stand on. …..” hey M might u be a Long John Silver fan?

    Aye!!! SO MUCH!!
  • I

    HA HA HA….. being in school for 20+ years does not mean anything…. it just means that for that number of years such characters were not on the streets or in jail…

    Maybe Kenyan politicians ought to try being in school for at least 1yr.. being off the streets might do them some good…

    What I’d like them to spend a year in is in Kamiti ….
  • jogoo wa shamba

    yeah man,Kenya only. Navumilia kuwa mke…:((

    If Alfred offers me one of those stickers i will not hesitate to give him ideas as to just what he can do with it!
  • Luke

    I like listening to our MPs anytime they open up their mouth and clear their throat and begin to speak either in the national or the official language -they’ve shown its possible to dig one’s grave and shoot one’s self in the foot in any dialect
    Nice to know i am not the only one who laughs out loud (often incredulously, but mostly masking my disappointment) at the endless string of guffs that come from the mouths of people who should know better

  • http://www.ciikuandhermess.blogspot.com Ciiku

    It is saddening how things always turn in Kenya. Such a shame

    LOL @ Naikuru

    LOL times 2 @ the drinking problem

    India.Arie…. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    ;)
  • http://medusalive.blogspot.com Medusa

    Good to see you’re back from your Naikuru trip..he he.You’re a hoot!

    I also passed through Nairok and Naimanga! :)

    Politricks indeed!!

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    Hayaa… he’s back! I thought michuki’s goons had gotten to you!

    Don’t you worry about me my son. As I write this I have another episode of Cabinet Tales steaming in another window!

    The “learned” prof must have consulted with the S.Africans who think HIV/AIDS ain’t the real deal… well, I figure let them (S.Africans) keep at their tabia mbaya & in 15 years we can annex SA & its mineral wealth! As is there are so many Kenyans huko! BTW, I think we are persona(s) non grata those sides!

    Remember how zuma figured a hot shower after sex will wash off th HIV virus?? Perhaps his comeuppance is he ends up with HIV but unlike the poor folk, zuma can afford a lifetime of ARVs.

    Most of our MPs are Mlevi Pumbavus… what can I say???

    Careful… just to make kibz look good they might just name, create, rezone, demarcate or insist on a Naikuru! Of course, it would have a new “Lodge” for another 300 Million.

    He he! And it would probably be the new capital
  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    M,

    I think I will shift to WordPress coz blogger ain’t cutting it! Amazing to know how many tools are out there for disseminating info.

    After leaving blogger i’ve never looked back. WordPress rocks!

    I wonder if our govt has the capability to block our blogs or trackback to who we really are???

    I wouldn’t worry. They probably think proxy servers are the people who bring you tea

    Thanks for blogging!

    :)

    Ta!

  • http://chondima.blogspot.com Sarah

    Love the pic of the day. Enjoy your week :-)

    Thank you :)
  • Mutumia

    Wah!!! Now *that* is a true WTF?! moment. I mean WTF?!

    There really is no response is there?

    PS.
    Don’t laugh but I grew up calling Naks “Naikuru” too. Then again, I wasn’t the president then- just a little girl with an articulation problem.

    I’m laughing. Hard =))

    M- may I plug KBW here? https://blackweblogawards.wufoo.com/forms/2006-black-weblog-awards-finalists

    Plug away!

    Cheers…

  • eclipse

    @mUtumia

    MSAMBA WEWE…LITERALLY!!!!!!!

    =)) Said the kettle to the pot
  • eclipse

    @mUtumia

    MSHAMBA WEWE…LITERALLY!!!!!!!

  • gracelet

    M,
    There is a town called Naikuru…. ask any of my classmates in primo!! Just like we had a lesson called C. ara E. !! ( I remember having a long discussion with my mom about why she was wrong to call it CRE) And BTW this was not a shags primo but one in the heart of Nai. after all , NAirobi, Naivasha , Naikuru, Nainyuki……

    =))

    I made a bet with myself that the politicians would change sides on the constitution debate before elections were called….. well lets just say that I needed any lame justification for these new shoes, and for once my m.p.s delivered !
    Personally I think we need to figure out a new name for what these guys are peddling, because whatever it is, it ain’t tribalism.

    Foolishness?
  • http://www.nmjoe.blogspot.com JOE

    still sending memos to the president ! just let it go thinker . being a thinker i thought the sudden loss of jobs amongst bloggers was real enough to send a clear message to others

    =)) You may be able to terrify all and sundry in The Shire, but where the rest of us live — you’ll have to try harder
  • http://www.chezmamamia.com/blog Mia

    LOL@that toon… definitely a lesson in there somewhere!!! forwarding..

    @gracelet – LOL, sounds pretty much like the ‘up-market’ shule where I went – where we put our mixture of ingredients in a C-hay-hesso-hesso-he-hara-O-herro-he …

    as for Naikuru, am sure all my uncles’d agree with Kibs – it exists!!

    Who needs soaps when we have our good old MPs…

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  • http://haidhuru.blogsome.com Mutumia

    I have to give you props (major props at that!) for the Mzalendo website. Execellent info site AND! advocacy tool. I’m impressed. A lot.

    Well done M and Ms. Ory

  • http://Nakeel.blogspot.com Nakeel

    It will always remain to be stupid kenya hyenas + their dad

  • Jackie

    I think the comment on ARVs wasquite sad if it was understood teh way it was .Nevertheless there is a point to note in the message .As we speak there is a current epidemic of reinfection from previously infected people on ARVs .Hence the need to watch HIV patients who are on ARVS . The attitude is that once they take the drugs and look ok it is ok to maintain a ‘normal’ sex life throwing caution to the wind and this is a real upcoming public health issue .
    Watch out too the press tend to misquote people alot .I watched the clip on KTN and teh Prof declined to comment , because I presume she was misquoted , if I was her , i would sue KTN .
    Because indeed she was quoted out of context !

  • rayssa

    oi sou legal