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Randomize II

Posted August 3rd, 2006 in Reflections by M

- Is it just me or has KBW (including self) lost its collective mojo? Apart from Acolyte of course. Dude, what do you smoke?

- Are you working with a supervisor always breathing heavily over your shoulder and want to surf yet look busy? Have no fear, workFriendly is here.

- My Toshiba laptop is fairly serviceable, and has done many things for me, but there’s something in Toshibas that drive me up the wall, down, and back up again. The clowns decided that Page Up, Page Down, Home and End are not commonly used keys and so they paired them up. This is without a doubt the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. So now to use Page Up I must hit Fn as well. Ridiclus! But at least it does not try to kill me

- Heath Ledger will be The Joker in the next Batman. And I’m sure Scary Movie 8, or whichever version will be there will shamelessly try and connect Batman and Brokeback Mountain. Why Heath Ledger? I still think Jack Nicholson rocked. Or Philip Seymour-Hoffman. If he can do Capote he can do Joker.

- Some guys have been conducting a physics experiment since 1927 — stuff has been dropping for a beaker and so far a grand total of 8 drops

- And for those Wifi leeching parasites, you might come across this guy who’ll let you leech at a rather interesting cost …

- Ja Rule was in town last weekend. My statement “I refuse to pay 1,500 bob, or even 15 bob to watch a grown man howl” did not go down well in many quarters. Venni. Vetti. Vamoose.

- Size does matter after all …

The Good
Yesterday I had quite a bit of freetime
The bad
I watched Spongebob Sqarepants
The Ugly
I laughed my ass off. But as with all things there is always controversy — even cartoons!

QUOTE OF THE DAY
“Dude, my right hand is a hook. Washing my hands after going to the loo is the last of my priorities”

  • http://www.kaggz.com Kagz

    Even me i want to know what Aco is smoking?

    It must be s/thing cheap…very very cheap :)

    Very very very cheap!!!
  • http://kadhat.blogspot.com egm

    Something I heard about while in Jamaica…

    *puff puff* pass *puff puff* pass.

    Haya, Aco, do x like that!

    Before you accept the puff, do u check if it has expired??
  • http://msaniixl.com msaniixl

    Agree with that KBW mojo thing? where de pple hiding at?

    Lol at that work friendly link…works like magic..LOL.

    I like that ‘boss’ button especially! LOL!

    I see you don’t care for ja-rule…but then again who does..bwehehehehe his time is done he should just embrace hollywoood…even “jackass” cats were talking smack about him, rap fans fickle as hell man.

    about spongebob..was there a firearm in the vicinity of your temple?

    Spongbob is good stuff my son! Don’t let peer pressure keep you away from a good thing!

    heath ledger will suck as batman..agree with the choice of phillip seymour hoffman.

    Actually — Jim Carrey would have made a pretty good Joker if he could do ‘The Mask’ with an evil twist ….

    i’m number three..i think

  • http://mywordsonly.blogspot.com acolyte

    Grade A weed my friends!

    Where do you find all these links!

    Trade secrets >:)

    Ja Rule was 1,500!That was way too much!I wouldn’t have bothered at all!

    Tuko wengi. Even if it was 1,500 cents i’d say bilaz!

    That spongebob issue reminded me of the whole Teletubby drama!I think some people have way too much free time!Next Donald Duck will be taken on for being taken pants-less.

    Here ya’ll have a puff!

  • http://udi-m.blogspot.com Udi

    Holla holla. me i would have gone for Ja Rule. the sight of groupie girls is priceless.

    Bana — kuwa serious. Ja Rule?! JA RULE!??

    as for KBW- I think ever since Lucy Kibaki nyamazad, we realized that there is nothing more to laugh about

  • http://www.wanjiru.wordpress.com Irena

    Yeah the KBW crew has been silent or perhaps the heat wave is taking its toll on some of us. Gotta give thumbs up to Aco for 5 posts a day. Can you ship some of that Grade A via FeDex to DC? But that Ja whoever and a sea of cussing…..?

    I ‘m with you Thinker , I would not pay a dime to see that or is it hear that!

    Why doesn’t Linkin Park or Norah Jones or Jill Scott or Eminem come to Kenya? It’s only third rate yahoos who come down!
  • http://www.ciikuandhermess.blogspot.com Ciiku

    Ati 1500???? For a D-List Celeb? U have got to be kidding me!! My sis told me that “ja-rule” is too hip hop for her… love that chile… but that was too funny!!!!

    He he! “Too hip hop” are not the words i’d use … ;D

    KBW…… Im embracing the new faces……..

    Spongebob is actually pretty good. I know! I know!……. but I stand by my words…..

    Pewa a 5 course lunch (na mabuyu) on me!

    LMAO at the quote…. done killed me!

    Aco is my Hero!

  • http://spideyfun.blogspot.com Nick

    Hey there am tellin u kbw guys have gone under …especially the old folks where they at…ebu we out them

    Do we have a retirement home?

    Aco is on a league of his own…he is one mean bloggin machine! u go boy…but ngoja blog block hits u hard…u wont know what hit

  • http://nichgich.blogspot.com The Tato

    now now now i have a few problems with joker

    1. cant they find another bloody villain in the entire Batman series for them to start rewindin…if they are doin new series of batman lets see new freakin villains i was so pissed at the end of Batman begins..as i am now….so now we can expect two-face and riddler. ha tho i wouldnt mind a new mr-freeze coz arnie sucked!

    Mr freeze was messed up. And Tommy Lee was actually quite a decent Two Face… They should bring back Catwoman and beef her up a bit …

    2.Jack Nicholson -was perfect- not to mention at the time i think he got like 60 m

    3.damn right about scary movie i can see it already happenin

    4.Heath Leger is a good actor….but no no no no

    5.Phillip Seymour i have always been a fan but shame on him for MI3 shame on him

    ok enough now let me breathe

    As for that Aco… ha this will turn into an I hate Aco’s blog mojo comment section-DAMN U ACO…ebu guest start in my blogs

  • http://nichgich.blogspot.com The Tato

    haiya i want Tato to have his own counter darn it

    Tumia email ingine basi … :)
  • http://ernest-bazanye.blogspot.com baz

    You let Ja Rule into the country? I am reminded of an Eminem lyric: “I bought a ticket to your concert/ to come and whip your ass.”

    I think the immigration department is slipping … slipping bad!
  • http://www.ntwiga.net/blog Ntwiga

    The internet access leeching site is hilarious, I send it on to a bunch of other people/blogs.

    It takes one twisted mind to come up with that kind of stuff! Wish i’d thought of it!!
  • http://mywordsonly.blogspot.com acolyte

    @ Irena
    I used to do veve but the bust has me out of stock but I hope my Grade A isn’t too much for you to handle.
    @ Ciiku
    Thank you kindly!
    @ Nick
    Blogger’s block is a one day affair for me!Only lack of internet access can keep me away!But you geriatrics need to get back in the game!KBW still needs you!Cobwebs and all….

    Has anyone seen my false teeth??
  • http://chondima.blogspot.com Sarah

    M, that quote at the end was too reydi.. I happen to like Spongebob (don’t ask).. to kinda digress, do you watch Family Guy? that’s more like it.
    Have a wonderful weekend, already looking forward to it heavy! :-)

    Kumbe kuto wengi! Go Spongebob!!!
  • http://mymmoh.blogspot.com Mimmz

    Despite trying to become a blog observer, I have to comment on the “size does matter” Why was this in a newspaper again? Ama the locals were absolutely shocked at this mama for just going like, “zee, too big!”? It does make constitute solid entertainment though. Lesson learnt; don’t buy the cow before you taste the milk….

    Ah, the school of hard knocks!!
  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    Ja-hooooot-hoooot- Rules…

    Hadn’t heard from you in a while… still think michuki will get ya one of these days… I see you are avoiding mention of his name….

    Haiya! Jamaa, this is me! Cabinet Tales is in the pipeline!
  • http://www.ajkenswi.blogspot.com Adrian

    must have been a very slow news day in dar…

    Very very slow … but then again mebbe the guy was packing more than he could carry
  • http://www.kabinti.blogspot.com kabinti

    agree with Adrian, i see that forward has made its rounds! Have to agree about the mojo thing. Seems that I’ve relegated myself to reading blogs and not taking care of my own… :(

    :)) Wazee, it would seem, ni wengi!
  • http://udi-m.blogspot.com Udi

    mnacheka Ja. You will pata a washed up Nelly going to Kenya. then you will regret.

    Dude, that would not be too bad. TEVIN CAMPBELL came a year or so ago. He looked kido 45!
  • eclipse

    Jack was the best JOKER EVER!!!!………and your quote of the day killed me! simply hilarious!

    SIZE DOES MATTER…..am still cracked up about that na work friendly thingy is off the hook…moved to billing dept at work and its hectic…deadlines and tons of work so u cant afford to be caught surfin..(yeah M,s site if the first destination) yet u haven’t finished work so this is a welcome relief!

    Always trying to do my bit to build Kenya … :D
  • eclipse

    @ciiku still wanna know me?

    He he! Chief, are u sure ni under 18??
  • http://gathara.blogspot.com/ gathara

    Please check out my blog. Can we exchange links?

    Done!
  • http://www.ciikuandhermess.blogspot.com Ciiku

    @ eclipse… my mummy always said…… “You can never have too many friends”

    And you are you sure kijana si under 18
  • http://blog.uhuru.de JKE

    Isn’t there anything you could do about the Toshiba – like remapping the keys or even exchanging the hardware with some modifications? What about other Toshiba books – aren’t there any keyboard with a different design that could also work?

    The problem with laptop keyboards is the shortage of keys to remap TO! Best option so far is to change the keys from the default of page up/page down to home and end and then I fn to get page up and page down. Annoying as hell! Plus the stupid thing occasionally ‘forgets’ keystrokes. I have to bang the keys really hard to be sure the’ve gone through!

    That’ll teach me not to dump my beloved IBM. IBMs have the best keyboards. EVER

    LOL @Inet WiFi link. I didn’t know such things are possible with a simple perl script. Great idea. Someone should implement this directly on routers/APs as full features….

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    Hey… I leech off WiFi networks esp on the road… so PUHLEEZE let the good time roll… In any event, there are ways of securing your network.

    Me thinks folks who allow leeching are like voyeurs!

    Personally i’d lock down my wifi … too many yahoos in this world!

    BTW, Skype works like Napster i.e. peer-peer so sharing is A-OK if not misused…

  • jogoo wa shamba

    That workfriendly thing is just out of this world!! now i can finally get busy :)

    :)) I’m sure now you’ll even be doing spreadsheets in word!
  • jogoo wa shamba

    size does matter… poor soul, whats he supposed to do now, shrink the wedge??

    Difficult question that …
  • Shiroh

    M don’t you think the newbies should have their time too.

    We need some fossils to keep things running! I mean, look at the Kibaki govt!

    its called blog menopause.

    The kidogo snippets i saw of Ja Rule on Grape Vine didn’t look like the show rocked.

    Anyway

    remind me what songs Ja Rule has done

    They’re mostly full of howling …
  • Kenyanchick

    Aco is definitely on something AND HE WON’T SHARE!

    And as for the Toshiba – Dang, I thought is was just me who was irritated daily by this *%R&$* machine. Tch!

    It’s just a matter of time before i throw the bloody thing against the wall i tell you! That’ll teach me — when it comes to laptops BUY IBM!
  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    Hakuna IBM… IBM’s PC & Laptop division got bought out by Lenovo (a Chinese firm)… I think they have to stop using the IBM logo by 2008.

    Anywayz… u think the laptops & PCs sold by Lenovo will have little bugging devices or software that goes straight to mama & papa beijing lest you type anything anti-chinese?

  • I

    Ja Rule is bila fans in the states so he is on to Africa.. dont let him in!!

  • http://www.umoja.co.uk davehat

    hey, instead of an IBM, why not buy a Ferrari or a Lamborghini. It’ll cost you an arm and a leg…

    …plus maybe a few ribs, a couple of fingers a toe and that extra kidney you’ve got there, but hey, it looks cool. Probably has a page up page down button too ;)

  • Mimi

    Ja Rule sucks!!!

  • http://gishungwa.blogspot.com Gish

    Loved the Rungu article ti hi hi ;) .
    Ja rule, man am too old and as steve hravey would say on rap concert ” i paid you scream”
    SpongeBob now now kkkk

  • http://djmocha.blogspot.com Mocha!

    I too, wanna know what Aco has been smoking. Dude has been using that workfriendly site and some other shyte too.

    As for Ja Rule in Kenya……YAWN!!!! It only says one thing (and no offense to my peoples), he has reached the end of his career if he is touring Kenya when he is at his low point of his career. LOL!!!

    Rungu Vibe…..LOL!!! Size has always mattered. I dont know why people make it look like it doesn’t. To me, if it doesn’t fit like a glove….. forget it.

    Otherwise M…….how you be?