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A Night At The Movies

Posted October 16th, 2006 in Uncategorized by M

It has come to my attention that our favourite fossils, better known as Members Of Parliament are very partial to the silver screen. If I may hazard a series of guesses:

John Michuki really enjoys

Raila Odinga is very fond of

Martha Karua is quite partial to

Musikari Kombo can’t get enough of

Charity Ngilu is a passionate fan of

Uhuru Kenyatta finds himself watching

Joseph Munyao is a sucker for

George Saitoti goes giddy for

The First Lady finds this very refreshing

Moody Awori’s dress is without a doubt inspired by

 

 Norah Jones & Dolly Parton – Creep On In
  • http://www.nmjoe.blogspot.com joe

    LOL no comment !ODM youth winger

  • http://www.magaidi.com/diary Magaidi

    Njenga Karume is a sucker for ‘Dumb and Dumber’.

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    LOL… nice… I wish I had suggestions but there is kalonzo… hmmm…. we need to find him a flik…

    I did not get the karua… coz she was in the cold??? Nanny McPhee???

    Why does it seem she is always sneering? Almost every (solo) photo in the nwespapers has her sneering!

  • Jean

    LMAO!!!! OMG you are so MEAN!!!

    @VituVingi — the Martha Karua one I think refers to that infamous carjacking saga!!!!

  • http://udi-m.blogspot.com Udi

    LMAO. Yenyewe M, there is a reason you are the Blogging Don. How about Kibaki- Sleepless in Seattle. ama its Sleepful in Othaya

  • http://www.dkfactor.com David

    Chief… you’ve killed me with this one. I’m still rolling on the floor.

  • sas

    you nasty! moody awori one is a killer!

  • http://madcouch.blogspot.com/ modoathii

    haha. nice nice. sina la kusema.

  • http://donworrys-waitingroom.blogspotcom donworry

    That’s really neat. Was there a film called Aiport? I must ask the young daughter of the aktivista whether she saw it

  • http://chrenyan.wordpress.com Chrenyan

    That one on Moody…

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    Jean – I remember Out of Sight
    JLos first movie?… wow, JLo looked goood…

  • I

    M.. you are WRONG!! and Hilarious!!!

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    I am scared of becoming a politician… I think I can do a better job than the current lot… BUT the jabs from M…

    Have we forgotten about the “taxes” MPs were supposed to pay?
    Why has the anger behind the pay raises died down?
    Was kaparo “paid off” with a higher salary/allowance?
    What happened to the Artur miscreants?
    Why has no-one been prosecuted for Artur saga?

  • http://nichgich.blogspot.com Couch Tato

    tha tato is actually amused

    Kwanza the thorn birds one.he he he i wonder how many gitched that!

    ha ati transforemes…morethen meets the eye…

    ebu next time we do a collabo

  • http://nichgich.blogspot.com Couch Tato

    just an idea ebu do one on bloggers(damn that could be spidey talkin out loud but gladly and conveniently hidden under Tato!)

  • http://chondima.blogspot.com Sarah

    M, too funny. I love the Norah – Dolly song pia.

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    I notice that Joe is (wisely) keeping out of this!

    Keep it up!

    I thought the best was Kombo… so true, so true! And it all unravels in the end…

  • muthoni

    very funny, but for the one in martha karua, may i be nowhere near when lightning strikes you

  • Ms K

    Heh heh wewe kijana, I see you still haven’t found it!

  • http://TheHanyee.blogspot.com The.Hanyeé

    Walalala…im still chekaing about the “Thornbirds” one – absolute classic!

    And “Cat in the Hat”…wot wot!

    Verrrrr nice!

  • The Shy One

    Mwehehehe..Hilarious stuff! Especially the Chicken Licken one. Me thinks you were being polite when you picked the Uhuru one, somehow he strikes me as a “One night in Paris” sorta guy or at the very least ” Dude! Wheres My Car?”

    Great stuff M!

  • http://mywordsonly.blogspot.com acolyte

    How could I miss this! Cat in the Hat and Chicken Little, you have me laughing myself senseless!

  • http://www.sidaki.blogspot.com sidaki

    RAILA Transformers!! I can actually SEE that.

  • http://dialecticreason.blogspot.com/ uncle joe

    Cheap politics and low blows. maybe M you were too scared of blogging about this kind of report

    That’s right. Everything I write is about politics. You’ve caught me :(

    President Mwai Kibaki would most likely retain his seat if elections were held today, according to the Steadman Group.The pollster released results of its latest survey on Thursday, which show that Kibaki’s popularity is rising as his opponents’ slide.
    Steadman Research Group Managing Director released poll results at a Nairobi hotel on Thursday

    You should know by now I am not scared to blog about anything. And as for those statistics, I personally find them irrelevant. As a great man once said:

    The only thing statistics can prove is that statistics can prove anything.

    The report is not worth blogging about.

  • http://dialecticreason.blogspot.com/ uncle joe

    ahhh i lost my fight mojo…..

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    Sigh! So Uncle Joe did show up… oh, well… but…

    M – we need “more” movies for more characters….

    No Wall Street???
    Barabrians at the Gate?
    Philadelphia (Zuma)

    LOL…

  • Jogoo wa Shamba

    :)) Sisemi kitu!!

  • Dusty

    You’ve done it again… when am I gonna find time to have surgery to repair my cracked ribs??!! LOL at this blog! My fave is Thornbirds… Father and Mother…heh heh!

  • http://Nakeel.blogspot.com Nakeel

    LMAO

  • http://www.madandcrazy.blogspot.com Iwaya

    This is priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Truly you’re the blogging Don!

  • TeeJ

    LOL! Mister! You know u are wrong, right?!

  • Ni2

    Martha Karua!!!! ROTLMAO

  • http://madkenyanwomanblogspot;com WM

    I just wanted to let you know, brudder. I have found the PERFECT shrink for you. She promises not to bring up any uncomfortable publishing memories.
    That’s great for her.
    And me, nani? Do you think just because I was sick that I forgot? Heh!
    Gerronit!

  • http://alexcia.blogspot.com/ alexcia

    Lol M- classik- umewatoa rangi ( did i give away my age?)

    Might i suggest someone for “brokeback mountain”?
    As for Amos Wako- “See no evil, hear no evil”

  • http://www.brotherjero.blogspot.com BJ

    The always Hilarious M, keep them coming and thanks for stopping by.. Yes I had quite a break,, but the mama was to die for….

  • eclipse

    hahah michuks snakes on a plane….very apt!

    ati ngilu crouching tiger? M ur nuts..i think ur flick should be Grumpy Old men :-)

  • eclipse

    read this again..still LMAO!

  • http://www.nmjoe.blogspot.com uncle joe

    hey thinker,

    i was beging to wonder how come you havent blogged all week, the it hit me that the news from nairobi must have put a dumper on your blogging -what with this being odm central – Kenya’s stock market hitting a record closing highs and opion polls that continue to show odm are master of propaganda and nothing else must have you and other youth wingers somewhere in bondo rethinking your strategies Kenya’s buoyant economic growth and its appetite for profgress must be causing sleepless nights for you all,not to add to kalonzo musyoka getting ready to ditch odm.

    while kibaki has been rebuilding kenyas economy you guys have just been preaching tribalism and talking of a constitutional referendum that passed along time ago.Now since we both know you are definately a talented blogger do you mind blogging on how the recent opion polls were the work of state house officials or that the companies making profits and employing kenyans are by kikuyus for kikuyus ops oooh you cant . i do hope that as the election draws near you and other left wing railamaniacs/odm youth wingers will come up with better posts other than tired movie posts. or maybe you can do one with tv shows instead

    the apprentice

    mwai “trump” kibaki : -raila odinga and odm guys you are fired

    As kibaki continues making kenya a better and richer country all i can say is kibaki is still toshariing while raila can continue to make the moi family rich with his endless bafoonary on standard news papers

    uncle joe

    NARC- KENYA 4 LIFE

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    LOL…

    (J)unkie joe… who was it that said kanu is like a mugumo tree?
    Something about cutting down a mugumo tree with a lazer brade…

    My memory is not what it used to be.

  • http://www.nmjoe.blogspot.com uncle joe

    vitu vingi and who talked of nakuru being the tsunami that will show how kenyans will vote in 2007 ………………..

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    Plz answer my question… Don’t answer with a question…

    As I said, my memory is not what it used to be so I have no idea who talked about Nakuru and Tsunamis. BTW, 2007 is one year away… so there may be time for whatever they said to happen.

  • http://www.nmjoe.blogspot.com uncle joe

    my memory is not what it used to be also what was your question again

  • http://www.vituvingisana.blogspot.com VituVingiSana

    Just for you Joe:

    who was it that said kanu is like a mugumo tree?
    Something about cutting down a mugumo tree with a razor blade…

  • http://www.nmjoe.blogspot.com uncle joe

    Answer !

    who talked of nakuru being the tsunami that will show how kenyans will vote in 2007

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