The Emperor’s New Clothes
02
November
Most, if not all, of us can remember our secondary school examinations. I for one can remember mine .. the motley collection of green, yellow and white examination papers that scared the crap & living daylights concerned you gravely the second before you opened them and skimmed desperately to see if you knew anything.
The pot-bellied invigilator with the growl of a bear and the breath of a horse.
Titrating 50ml of substance x into 50ml of substance white and waiting desperately for something to happen, because there are 6 or so lines left blank for you to record “observations”
Forgetting to maintain the beaker contents at 30 degrees and suddenly realizing that merry bubbling is from your equipment.
Being expected to draw in great detail the leg of a housefly, horsefly and other such nebulous insect, despite the fact you can barely see the bloody thing, even under a microscope.
Ridiculous examination questions like draw and label an optical microscope, or write a letter to a visiting cousin.
Anyway, the exams have come around and this years’ are controversial because in Mombasa it has been possible to obtain exam papers in advance, before they have been sat.
- The paper appears to have leaked
- The Ministry of Education and the Kenya National Examinations Council denies any such thing
- The East Africa Standard sourced a copy of a paper the day before it was scheduled for sitting. The Daily Nation were also able to source some papers
- The Ministry of Education and the Kenya National Examinations Council denies any such thing
And right now I am watching a heated debate on television. On the panel is the Permanent Secretary for the Ministry of Education, a senior official from the Kenya National Examinations Council and Professor Ruth Oniango, a nominated MP.
Within five minutes I was stunned into silence by the loud and passionate denials from the two gentlemen denying that the paper had leaked.
I expected no less because in typical Emperor and his New Clothes fashion, the acting Minister for Education, Dr Noah Wekesa denied any such thing had taken place. And so did his Assistant Minister, Dr Kilemi Mwiria.
When a grown man, presumably in sound mind and body has the temerity to say
Getting a paper a few hours before the paper cannot help the candidate. In fact the candidate will be even more confused?
I have watched in amazement gentlemen denying the paper has leaked when there is video footage to the contrary.
The gentleman on the panel are denying hotly that leakage has taken place to the joint amazement of myself and Professor Oniango.
One of these chaps is saying:
It is only leakage if the
paper is found in possession
of a student.
Huh?
Within a few moments the other is saying
It cannot be leakage unless the paper is gotten more than a few hours before it is due to be sat.
I may be a product of 8-4-4 but I do believe that at least some of my neurons are firing.
And to cap it off the Permanent secretary has to audacity to ask us
Give us the evidence
that there is cheating.
What more evidence can there be that sauntering down to Mombasa and buying the Chemistry paper on the eve of the exam?
Maybe it’s just me but I am of the opinion that if anyone can get their grubby hands on an exam paper before it is actually sat, I believe that paper has leaked. It has leaked because
- Someone who is not a candidate has been able to access the paper
- The paper is available to before it is to be sat.
Or am I missing something?
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1. VituVingiSana
(172 Comments) | November 2nd, 2006 at 11:36 pm
Heh… in b4 Aco
2. VituVingiSana
(172 Comments) | November 2nd, 2006 at 11:43 pm
Me thinks the “ministers” doth protest too much!
Maybe (just speculating) that’s how they passed the exams?
Evidence…sigh… in Kenya eveidence is not evidence unless you are in the opposition!
Do we need to outsource exams in Kenya as well?
LOL… No cheating unless you get the papers a “few hours” earlier????
Wow… I could have aced my MCQs if I had the papers even a “few hours” before the exam!
IDIOTS… accept the mistake/error and find ways to FIX the problem!
3. egm
(67 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 12:15 am
I am a rock. Nothing you say will disuade me. Even if you show me a picture of myself, or even a video, I will tell you those things can be doctored. Evidence? What evidence? I feel rocky, I act rocky, I do rocky things, so I am a rock. Penda usipende!
True circus for sure!
4. 69/\/\
(5 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 12:21 am
I guess that settles it. Candidates can get the papers
5. 69/\/\
(5 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 12:27 am
I gues that settles it. Candidates can safely ‘get’ the papers < 1 hr before the exam and if they don’t come into direct contact with it. Its official people.
Are these guys for real au wanaleta mchezo kwa kazi?
6. Udi
(71 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 12:28 am
Kenyan politicians can never swallow the humble pie and sema “The exam leaked and we will find whoever is responsible”. At least pretend you are doing something. So now we have people who will get A’s and have no clue whether a beaker is used in a lab or in a farm.
The ones I pity are the students. Not that they have acess to the leakage. But if you fail, everyone will ask how dumb were you not to tafuta leakage. LOL
7. acolyte
(171 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 12:44 am
Damn you vituvingi!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway onto the story, this is a sad state of affairs! You can’t close the gate after the horse has bolted! The evidence has been established and these dumbasses do not want to admit it!
AA says the first step to solving a problem is admitting that you have a problem!
If these are the bureaucrats that we have in charge of the Education Ministry then we are in big big trouble!
But I do have fond memories of having to reproduce long convoluted chemistry processes like the production of copper on paper and doing mind numbing calculus problems. Good times I tell you, good times…Oh hell naw! Thank God it’s over and done with!
8. Ciiku
(31 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 2:43 am
Its truly amazing. It is. I mean, I cant fathom how….. I dont know… Im just perturbed. How can he think that he is making sense? As in, he thinks we are dumb? gullible? WTH?
*smh*
lol @ abstinence
9. VituVingiSana
(172 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 6:00 am
Guys and Gals…
You guys are ALL wrong… the ministers are RIGHT…
A scandal is not a scandal (The Scandal That Never Was by kiraitu murungi)
A raid is not a raid (michuki & ali)
A leak is not a leak (wekesa & mwiria)
That is the OFFICIAL line… there is no wrong if we don’t admit to the wrong.
I have to say that NARC has been nothing if not consistent.
*Ostrich with Head in Sand*
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10. Patrick Gathara
(37 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 8:02 am
There is surely no leakage unless a resolution of the full Cabinet says there is one. Just as there is no corruption (Githongo is making it all up) and Wambui is not Kibaki’s wife (you can blame the press for that). Anglo-leasing is the scandal that never was, the government had nothing to do with the Arturs, and “Weka tyre” is not an incitement to violence. The First Lady did not assault a journalist and the police do not go for extra-judicial killings. NARC does not use public resources to run its campaigns, never promised a constitution in 6 months, created 5,00,000 jobs (just look at all the ministries they set up) and is responsible for the “expanded democratic space” we currently enjoy.
11. Chrenyan
(122 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 9:45 am
Patrick Gathara for PRESIDENT.
12. eclipse
(110 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 10:37 am
before i coments about the exam..i have to comment of the pic of the day……Am LMAO ..M u have outdone yourself..yet again!
The exam has been sort of compromised and the bollock leaders aat the ministry and KNEC better shape up and do something before the situation gets out of hand!
at times i hoestly believe that the mouths of some of our leaders are not connected to their brains..do they hear what they say???
13. davehat
(7 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 10:40 am
What’s unfortunate about this affair is that a whole generation of coastal school leavers are going to be tarred with the same brush. Anyone in Mombasa sitting an exam where a paper has been found to be leaked has potentially wasted years of study through no fault of their own.
*head explodes*
*toddles off to check Patrick Gathara’s blog*
Phew, I thought you were serious for a minute.
14. eclipse
(110 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 11:14 am
If the papaers can be acquired so easily then its very sad..for everyone. Our exams would lose their integrity and credibility and admissions to internation universities will be compromised.
also just imajin the dunderheads we would have at our local universities…> SCARY!!
15. Aegeus
(79 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 11:22 am
Oh the joy of chemistry, biology and physics. We all troop into the lab and strangely enough I do not recall Moles or other ‘very useful’ things we learned. All I recall is the mischief we wrought on fellow students, yanking out stools, putting Bunsen burners on the stools of those who got up to answer questions and sitting back to giggle when the mark hit the target. And a favourite, switching labels. The teacher’s surprise when he got unexpected results while doing an experiment was priceless! - I wonder how I never got suspended. But I digress.
Leak kitu gani. Official position states so. Heh heh! Like I believe the earth is flat. ‘It is not leakage unless it is gotten (not an English word?) more than a few hours before it is due to be sat’?! (sic.) Aii! Sijui niseme? In my time, the teachers deduced what experiments that the practical papers required by checking the requisitions they were given for supplies for the exam and coached us and did the experiments with us as ‘revision’ so when the time to do the practical, we just put down the observations and were out in half an hour. I ask, “Is that cheating?”
16. Chrenyan
(122 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 12:25 pm
@Aegeus
“sitting back to giggle when the mark hit the target…” LOLOL
17. Guess
(2 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Dude, you found the picture -
you are nothing if not resourceful.
No comment on the comments about the leakage
18. Patrick Gathara
(37 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Chrenyan,
I am assembling my posse of psychophants in preparation for a run at the job. Interested?
Dave Hat,
Welcome to the “wanking nation”. It’s all spoof.
19. joe
(2 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 4:57 pm
lol @Aegeus that must have been starehe ,kianda and strath when the rest of us were studying for the exam you guys studied the exam.
leaking exams is nothing new beside KCSE is hard its graded on curve . you have to be really dim to fail .
20. Bantutu
(4 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 6:53 pm
The dreaded Chem lab indeed,….ama wen ur using the pipette thingy and you end up swallowing acid….heeeh!
Ati “you cant call it a leak b4 it gets to the candidate”…..we shuld have a “daily show” kaa ile ya John Stewart with eM as the writer/producer…..at least people will toa stress….PMSL on the Abstenence…the dear hunter is an absolute no no…
21. spicebear
(3 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 8:47 pm
what, y’all won’t wait for the the commision full of education experts to be formed? hehe, i swear there must be a hand book floating around GOK offices that tells them they must deny, deny, deny everything, even if everyone knows otherwise.
and that pic absolutely made my day, lol!
22. Ichiena
(15 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 8:52 pm
@Patrick Gathara: Couldn’t have put it better myself (For real….LOL)
So now they get leakage (that did not really happen) and get to join the universities that are fully operational (because the staff/students/lecturers are not on strike - is it only me or is it crazy that UoN is literally the last man standing!). At the end of it all, there are approximately 500,000 vacancies awaiting them. What a wonderful world.
23. VituVingiSana
(172 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Joe - Don’t you think this leakage is a smokescreen to discredit the erstwhile “clean” government?
Your comments make no sense… hence nonsense— If KCSE is graded on a curve, then some are bound to fail…
Or did you get “leaked” papers?
Oh, I forgot a leak is not a leak unless (insert name) takes a leak…
24. joe
(2 Comments) | November 3rd, 2006 at 9:36 pm
vitu vingi i can see you always have uchokozi for me ! by the way in my year kcse had to be halted coz of leakage unfortunately despite all my attempts i didnt get the papers . but we did come up whith a scheme of changing the dates of old exam papers and trying to sell them to other student as leakage!two months b4 the exam.
As for NARC-K i am still waiting for my paycheck for all the recent slogans i have sold TO DR Mutua for the next elections,untill it clears i think the economy can be the mouth piece of the government afterall it has silenced all the odm youth wingers online do you so ,Si
ps if you care to one day defect i can organize a pay cheque for you too-M you too
25. Adrian
(77 Comments) | November 4th, 2006 at 3:21 am
ati it has to be more than a FEW hours before the paper is to be sat??!!!
i wish i could get the opportunity to confuse myself by seeing my next paper before i seat for it…
lol@ abstinence…
26. kimx
(7 Comments) | November 4th, 2006 at 10:01 am
A Mistake has been made. Solons, admit it! Our problem as Kenyans is that we believe acccepting mistakes is a weakeness. Nay, Nada, Zilch. It is a chance to learn. So, what could we learn? That worse things are bound to happen in the future. Now, is that a problem or an opportunity?
To me, an opportunity. Yesterday, on NBC, I watched a retired President of Duke University(Yes, that University with an rape issue with their Lacrosse team) admit that admission there is not solely based on “academic” merit. A third tier of admission “qualification” criteria is the finacial endowedment of the parents. Duke University accepts one thing we may be unwilling to accept: Universities need money to do what Universities are supposed to do–Reserach. Why admit jacks who cannot afford to buy a beaker if they broke one? It seems to me: it is only Kenyans who believe in meritocracy. The world nowadays tends to believe in: “Do You Know the People Who Know the People?” Well, I know the people who know the people, who know Dick, who knows George Bush!
Forget about Duke. After all it is not an IVY League University. There are only eight Ivy League Universities (all in the North East USA). I am glad I attended one! Nothing to be so proud about. After all, IVY is a foootbal(not soccer) league, not a brainy League. But they belong to a league with endowment funds that run them. And boy, do they spend money on research?
So, what do we learn?
Make final exams unimportant. I always wondered how I could get “A’s” in Ivy League but never in the University of Nairobi (were theose tougher exams? I doubt.) How do we do that? By thinking how we can really capture understanding of the material (hey, this is a business opportunity, why don’t you pursue that instead of aking me?)
Continous assessment.
I could go on. I don’t want to. Do you think like me? At least tonight?
27. Hello oder Good bye? « rossignol’s
(No Comments) | November 4th, 2006 at 4:57 pm
[...] Thinkers grossartige Kolumne über die Vorkommnisse beim diesjährigen KCSE einschliesslich der sarkastischen Kommentare habe ich heute früh kopiert und sie Dan geschickt, der sie hoffentlich noch bekommen wird, ehe er die Schule verlässt. Er hat Thinkers kritische Beobachtungen sehr schätzen gelernt, obwohl ich dessen ganz “wüsten” politischen Sachen dann doch immer lieber hier behalten habe. [...]
28. Nakeel
(69 Comments) | November 4th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
I wish this was done during my time I would have lead Coast Province as the brightest kid thanks to Noah Wekesa and that KNEC new man. Where is Juma Mwachihi? Atleast during his tenure it was done smartly. Can the man come back for post retirement job?.
29. VituVingiSana
(172 Comments) | November 5th, 2006 at 12:29 am
Joe - No uchokozi… just refuting/correcting your comment about the “curve”…
I do not want a paycheck for MARC-K nor ODM-K or any other group… I just want an HONEST government…
Seriously, can you tell me that we have an honest government?
michuki - its a raid… ali - its not a raid
mwiria - its not a leak…
kiraitu - its not a crime if a thief return stolen money…
30. donworry
(48 Comments) | November 5th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
That is another great piece from M. How unfortunate are we Kenyans? What type of leaders are these who when confronted with failure go straight into the nile?
Your constituents are watching.
31. eclipse
(110 Comments) | November 6th, 2006 at 6:44 am
hall of fame here i come…..
32. eclipse
(110 Comments) | November 6th, 2006 at 7:27 am
still goin for HOF…
33. eclipse
(110 Comments) | November 6th, 2006 at 8:48 am
100 posts YIPEEE!!!
34. I
(116 Comments) | November 6th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Wow.. maybe the first thing that needs to be addressed is “leakage” what it is and what forms it takes because if there is a doubt that an exam leaked while it can be purchased.. then, we have a bigger problem.. than 8-4-4=….. well.. i cannot beat dwn on 8 munus 4 minus 4 because even i went thru it.. but damn!!
35. VituVingiSana
(172 Comments) | November 6th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
The US has an interesting structure for the law-makers. I think Kenya needs to adopt some of these ideas… I like the checks and balances and it would behove Kenya to adopt some…
The presidential elections are every 4 years with a max of 2 terms.
The Senators are elected for 6-year terms and a Senator can be expelled by a 2/3 vote.
The Congressmen have elections every 2 years - I find this onerous for Kenya.
What I like is that there is a “distinction” between the presidential & other elections… thus this keeps the individual representatives in check i.e. they can’t always cling onto a popular president.
It also keeps the president in check i.e. he can’t ditch the voters otherwise they will vote in folks who oppose the president’s policies.
36. JOE
(11 Comments) | November 6th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
Vitu you need to work more and siasa less
Kibaki- building all sectors of the kenyan economy
Raila- breathing on all microphones in kenya and abroad
37. sidaki
(50 Comments) | November 7th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Dude,
Show me a paper even 10 minutes before I do it and I’ll completely Ace it, let alone a few hours.
38. Jogoo wa Shamba
(71 Comments) | November 7th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I watched the Ag.Min. for Education deny that there was no leakge without batting an eyelid. The question that has been nagging me since is - what are the two “honourable” gentlemen still doing in office?
AOB: i have been talking to an artisan friend about the possibility of having a mesh made to cover the screen on my TV beforei do something regrettable.You may never what will pop up on the screen next.
39. Archer
(14 Comments) | November 7th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Leakage in national exams is not a new thing. Every year the same kelele is made but after a couple of months it’s soon forgotten, until November.
During KCPE us guys had leakage for some subjects. KCSE was worse coz we had leakage for ALL the sciences! Zote! For one of the practicals one group was locked in a theater while the second group (with the bright fellows) did the exam. The T.A gave us all the answers on the board in black and white, to cram and reproduce word for word on green paper!! I even passed chemistry, which was nothing short of a miracle coz I’d only passed one chemistry exam in four years…and that was in form one.
I don’t know if it’s something I should be proud of though.
40. acolyte
(171 Comments) | November 7th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
@ Eclipse
Full marks for posting all those comments just to get to the hall of fame!
41. sidaki
(50 Comments) | November 8th, 2006 at 9:59 am
@Eclipse.
Congrats man. I’ll probably be there in two years.
42. VituVingiSana
(172 Comments) | November 8th, 2006 at 11:27 am
@Eclipse & M… I protest… LOL… I had generally genuine comments lakini Eclipse eclipsed me…
BTW, Eclipse… apparently after the mia moja, ur name drops off the list… so neither of us appear on it!
M - new posting… haraka… we can’t wait!
43. Wambui
(7 Comments) | November 8th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Leakage is nothing new. At the end of the day, it doesn’t help candidates since the exam isn’t all multiple choice- even if you got the questions in advance, you’d still need to have a degree of intelligence to produce a coherent answer during the exam. The papers are marked by humans so it is easy to detect dubiously similar answers from one centre and thus catch cheaters. Probably only a small fraction of smart cheaters get away, anyone dumb enough to ilegally buy the exam is probably too dumb to actually benefit…kinda like the kid who dubs their deskmate’s answers, mistakes and all.
44. VituVingiSana
(172 Comments) | November 9th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Wambui - isn’t a leak, a leak, even if only a few hours earlier?
45. Joan
(1 Comments) | December 6th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Hello everyone! Nice site!Many thanks!