My thoughts on Kenyan MPs are well known. I cannot think of a single good thing about those useless doofuses. The best present that they can give Kenyans is their immediate and permanent absence.

I would very much like the gentleman who had the temerity to defend those chocolate teapots to again make an attempt to defend them. Please. Anyone?

I cannot remember the last time Kenyans as a whole have been more incensed than when parliament happily moved to yet again increase its benefits, including a 6 million or so payoff. Each.

I am still stunned. And what is all the more galling is that they cannot even show up to do the little they are paid to do. Perpetual lacks of quorum are the norm. And Francis Xavier had the audacity to complain that the Kenyan MP is overworked! Indeed. Shoveling samosas and contributing sulphurous oxides in some quarters may be considered taxing.

And yesterday the Kibaki Government again managed to slither under the extremely low bar it has set for itself.

And yesterday human rights activists protesting the Blackbeard-esque plunder of our hard earned money found themselves being treated as if they had taken the last of the biscuits from the presidential breakfast table. They were promptly and violently arrested.

I have long been a proponent of the fact that God has a VERY GOOD sense of humour. Very good indeed. And the image of extremely underpaid police officers fighting tooth and nail for the extremely overpaid good for nothing doofuses is some of his best work.

By the way, this bill did not just appear. It was introduced by one Amos Kimunya. And being a Cabinet Minister, it is not an unreasonable assumption to construe it as a Government Bill, despite the shadow boxing from other ministers.

What does that say about the Government’s attitude to its long suffering people?

 Redman – I’ll Be Dat

For some reason I’m sure Kenyan MPs relate to this song!