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News In Brief

Posted August 21st, 2007 in News, Theater by M

Nowadays news is very boring. Local news at any rate. There’s only so much NARC Kenya, ODM and ODM-K that one can take. The other parties like Ford Kenyan DP, etc are of nuisance value.

On the Internet however, it is an altogether different kettle of fish…

China wants to control reincarnation. We just can’t have people rising from the dead all willy nilly …

reincarnate

This couple had a truly memorable first time … with a new twist to “heat of the moment” …

firsttime

There’s some rather interesting software available that beggars belief. It is hoped it comes with diapers …

pupuplayer

To deal with the problem of drunk doofuses who drink and drive there is an interesting attempt to get them to play ball …

screen

Hell hath no fury … I knew she was not screwing around when I got to the diaper part

diaper

And finally, If you’ve ever sampled Noka Chocolate I have news for you!

PIC OF THE DAY

slide 
Well…

 

 Les Nubians – Makeda

  • http://mountkirima.blogspot.com Kirima

    Ti hii that Piss screen will have the boys literally racing to the johns to race

  • http://www.kenya.fm toiyoi

    Your news scope are certainly more fun than the usual.

  • http://tallb.wordpress.com aegeus

    ROTFL, an indeed hilarious, odd collection of strange stories…now the one about willy nilly reincarnation, that one takes the cake! :-)

    Can i legally install one of those slides in my back yard? That should stop all the neighbourhood children from clambering all over my satellite dish…Heheheh!!

  • http://udi-m.blogspot.com udi

    LOL. I still laugh about the mathe who wore diapers. Yenyewe its true when they say Love is a strange thing. As for China, they need to stop eating too much rice. it seems to be affecting their brains

  • wathiifm

    Is that your “Godson” on that pic of the day???

  • http://mywordsonly.blogspot.com acolyte

    I see someone has been out and about on the net lately!
    Talk about a hot night for that German couple! The roof is on fire would have been their theme song for that night.
    Don’t mess with the Chinese gvt, those peeps take authoritarianism to a whole new level!
    I need to get a piss screen, who says going to the loos shouldnt be fun?
    Keep up the posts dude!

  • http://themobiusstrip.wordpress.com Wambui

    I love the slide…although on close examination it looks like the underside of the grater (not that I’m wishing the little boy any harm)…or could that be an illusion? hmmm.
    As for Lisa Nowak…the funniest was the story about her lawyers splitting hairs protesting the “she was wearing diapers” angle of the story. Apparently (from O Magazine, Aug 2007), being dumped can result in the same intense emotions that one feels when they fall in love…go figure…I think love is not Rocket Science…

  • http://gishungwa.blogspot.com Gishungwa

    As if the pool table at the club was not enough to distract the boys then comes the piss screen. Once he goes to take the leak he just wont come out then issues like who can piss longest :)

  • http://kadhat.blogspot.com egm

    That piss screen is just business genius. Si it will make them want to drink more so that they can piss more and get to play the game longer!

  • bankelele

    Read this
    story     (fake) in the Onion. Then read (in the Nairobi
    Star) about this
    one     (real).

  • I

    =)) China needs to take a chill pill.. There is no way they can control/stop reincarnation. and if they get to pick the next Delai Lama, then he will not have reincarnated, they will have picked him.. is our world becoming stupid as it gets old.. they do say adults get to a certain age and start aging backwards (becoming kids) is that whats happening to our world! ha ha ha.. now that would be funny!!

    haha.. its hard to an 18yr old virgin in this day and age, but damn, they can’t have been that innocent to know to make it romatic..@-)

    Pupu Player!! wow..

    Daiper-Clad Astronaut – good example of adult aging backwords… >:)

  • http://bantuts.blogspot.com Bantu

    Maternity Ward Security to the Indian Mathe that just delivered a girl(bouncing n all): “We have reason to believe that your daughter is indeed Matheri….
    Spirit jails and remands my man.
    That piss screen…

  • rosi

    now that slide…what it do? is it supposed to grate the kid’s behind :D, talk about alternative to “whooping the behind”…
    “Get on the slide, you devil child!!!”

  • VituVingiSana

    If the slide was not painted to look as it does… it would be painful experience… Getting “bobbited” before you have tasted the fruit…

    Ok… is the chinese “leadership” on the level?
    Suddenly Kenyan politicains look smart compared ti the chinese!

    What next? I need permission to go take a piss?

    The Chinese Piss-Screen’s messages:

    You can piss.
    Your piss time is up.
    Are you pissing for your country?
    Your piss has permission to reincarnate as a beer.

  • http://saharanvibe.blogspot.com/ Liz

    According to a bbc report Indian border guards are photographing cows in villages in the eastern state of West Bengal and issuing them with identity cards.

    Border Security Force (BSF) spokesman GK Sharma said the move was meant to stop smuggling of cattle from India to neighbouring Bangladesh.
    http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6970305.stm
    Kwani people have run out of kazi ya maana.

  • njege

    you would think the us of a would be more carefully who they allow to go up into space…

    absolutely agree with you on odm, odm-k and all the other letters appended to previous parties – the news these days is all plus le change, plus le meme chose. in frustration, i have decided to stop watching news till after the elections.

  • http://www.thedisplacedafrican.com Mwangi – the Displaced African

    I don’t think we should let local politicians know about Chinese reincarnation laws…..otherwise they might all implement laws that you must come back as their supporters…..all reincarnated children must come out of their mother’s wombs with heads and adornments shaped by oranges and rather than crying on exit they must recite perfectly, “Unbwogable.” If not possible, then they must reincarnate as an orange tree…..

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