Comments on: News In Brief http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/ Unique - just like everyone else. Manufactured and bottled in Kenya Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:15:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mwangi - the Displaced African http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-134167 Mwangi - the Displaced African Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:21:29 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-134167 I don't think we should let local politicians know about Chinese reincarnation laws.....otherwise they might all implement laws that you must come back as their supporters.....all reincarnated children must come out of their mother's wombs with heads and adornments shaped by oranges and rather than crying on exit they must recite perfectly, "Unbwogable." If not possible, then they must reincarnate as an orange tree..... I don’t think we should let local politicians know about Chinese reincarnation laws…..otherwise they might all implement laws that you must come back as their supporters…..all reincarnated children must come out of their mother’s wombs with heads and adornments shaped by oranges and rather than crying on exit they must recite perfectly, “Unbwogable.” If not possible, then they must reincarnate as an orange tree…..

]]> By: njege http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-56024 njege Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:44:44 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-56024 you would think the us of a would be more carefully who they allow to go up into space... absolutely agree with you on odm, odm-k and all the other letters appended to previous parties - the news these days is all plus le change, plus le meme chose. in frustration, i have decided to stop watching news till after the elections. you would think the us of a would be more carefully who they allow to go up into space…

absolutely agree with you on odm, odm-k and all the other letters appended to previous parties – the news these days is all plus le change, plus le meme chose. in frustration, i have decided to stop watching news till after the elections.

]]> By: Liz http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-55006 Liz Fri, 31 Aug 2007 15:21:38 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-55006 According to a bbc report Indian border guards are photographing cows in villages in the eastern state of West Bengal and issuing them with identity cards. Border Security Force (BSF) spokesman GK Sharma said the move was meant to stop smuggling of cattle from India to neighbouring Bangladesh. http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6970305.stm Kwani people have run out of kazi ya maana. According to a bbc report Indian border guards are photographing cows in villages in the eastern state of West Bengal and issuing them with identity cards.

Border Security Force (BSF) spokesman GK Sharma said the move was meant to stop smuggling of cattle from India to neighbouring Bangladesh.
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6970305.stm
Kwani people have run out of kazi ya maana.

]]> By: VituVingiSana http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-53157 VituVingiSana Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:01:46 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-53157 If the slide was not painted to look as it does... it would be painful experience... Getting "bobbited" before you have tasted the fruit... Ok... is the chinese "leadership" on the level? Suddenly Kenyan politicains look smart compared ti the chinese! What next? I need permission to go take a piss? The Chinese Piss-Screen's messages: You can piss. Your piss time is up. Are you pissing for your country? Your piss has permission to reincarnate as a beer. If the slide was not painted to look as it does… it would be painful experience… Getting “bobbited” before you have tasted the fruit…

Ok… is the chinese “leadership” on the level?
Suddenly Kenyan politicains look smart compared ti the chinese!

What next? I need permission to go take a piss?

The Chinese Piss-Screen’s messages:

You can piss.
Your piss time is up.
Are you pissing for your country?
Your piss has permission to reincarnate as a beer.

]]> By: rosi http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-52742 rosi Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:11:42 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-52742 now that slide...what it do? is it supposed to grate the kid's behind :D, talk about alternative to "whooping the behind"... "Get on the slide, you devil child!!!" now that slide…what it do? is it supposed to grate the kid’s behind :D, talk about alternative to “whooping the behind”…
“Get on the slide, you devil child!!!”

]]> By: Bantu http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-52619 Bantu Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:33:52 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-52619 <i>Maternity Ward Security to the Indian Mathe that just delivered a girl(bouncing n all):</i><i> "We have reason to believe that your daughter is indeed Matheri.... Spirit jails and remands my man. That piss screen...</i> Maternity Ward Security to the Indian Mathe that just delivered a girl(bouncing n all): “We have reason to believe that your daughter is indeed Matheri….
Spirit jails and remands my man.
That piss screen…

]]> By: I http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-52583 I Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:39:53 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-52583 =)) China needs to take a chill pill.. There is no way they can control/stop reincarnation. and if they get to pick the next Delai Lama, then he will not have reincarnated, they will have picked him.. is our world becoming stupid as it gets old.. they do say adults get to a certain age and start aging backwards (becoming kids) is that whats happening to our world! ha ha ha.. now that would be funny!! haha.. its hard to an 18yr old virgin in this day and age, but damn, they can't have been that innocent to know to make it romatic..@-) Pupu Player!! wow.. Daiper-Clad Astronaut - good example of adult aging backwords... >:) =)) China needs to take a chill pill.. There is no way they can control/stop reincarnation. and if they get to pick the next Delai Lama, then he will not have reincarnated, they will have picked him.. is our world becoming stupid as it gets old.. they do say adults get to a certain age and start aging backwards (becoming kids) is that whats happening to our world! ha ha ha.. now that would be funny!!

haha.. its hard to an 18yr old virgin in this day and age, but damn, they can’t have been that innocent to know to make it romatic..@-)

Pupu Player!! wow..

Daiper-Clad Astronaut – good example of adult aging backwords… >:)

]]> By: bankelele http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-52565 bankelele Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:50:18 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-52565 Read <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dna_evidence_frees_man_from_zoo" rel="nofollow">this story</a> (fake) in the Onion. Then read (in the Nairobi Star) about <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003828258_maasai09m.html" rel="nofollow">this one</a> (real). Read this
story (fake) in the Onion. Then read (in the Nairobi
Star) about this
one (real).

]]> By: egm http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-52497 egm Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:21:55 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-52497 That piss screen is just business genius. Si it will make them want to drink more so that they can piss more and get to play the game longer! That piss screen is just business genius. Si it will make them want to drink more so that they can piss more and get to play the game longer!

]]> By: Gishungwa http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/comment-page-1/#comment-52471 Gishungwa Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:54:10 +0000 http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2007/08/news-in-brief/#comment-52471 As if the pool table at the club was not enough to distract the boys then comes the piss screen. Once he goes to take the leak he just wont come out then issues like who can piss longest :) As if the pool table at the club was not enough to distract the boys then comes the piss screen. Once he goes to take the leak he just wont come out then issues like who can piss longest :)

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