A certain gentleman in Scotland has brought a totally new understanding to the relationship between man and machine.
Hostel workers were stunned to have their knowledge of coitus interruptus forcefully made that much starker when they discovered a guest in the throes of activities commonly reserved for committed men and women with a bicycle.
Yes, a bicycle.
After wiping away my tears of laughter, I’ve been trying to bend my mound round this for the last half an hour without success.
I mean, I find it difficult to understand that the same … er … Unchristian thoughts I get when I come across a vision like this one:
Are the same thoughts that Mr Robert Stewart gets when he comes across a vision like this one:
Dude!
It also beggars answers to the following questions:
- Do you get the bike dinner first?
- To whose place do you go?
- Mechanics mechanics mechanics.
Dude!
Although there’s a gentleman, Mr Karl Watkins, who back in 1993 was arrested for a similar act involving a pavement.
In his case it can be said that the pavement did (and still does) get around …
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