Man & Machine
01
November
A certain gentleman in Scotland has brought a totally new understanding to the relationship between man and machine.
Hostel workers were stunned to have their knowledge of coitus interruptus forcefully made that much starker when they discovered a guest in the throes of activities commonly reserved for committed men and women with a bicycle.
Yes, a bicycle.
After wiping away my tears of laughter, I’ve been trying to bend my mound round this for the last half an hour without success.
I mean, I find it difficult to understand that the same … er … Unchristian thoughts I get when I come across a vision like this one:
Are the same thoughts that Mr Robert Stewart gets when he comes across a vision like this one:
Dude!
It also beggars answers to the following questions:
- Do you get the bike dinner first?
- To whose place do you go?
- Mechanics mechanics mechanics.
Dude!
Although there’s a gentleman, Mr Karl Watkins, who back in 1993 was arrested for a similar act involving a pavement.
In his case it can be said that the pavement did (and still does) get around …
Kanye West & Dwele - Flashing Lights
1. seasonsandreasons
(15 Comments) | November 1st, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Very funny story that one. Sex and indeed sexuality is a very confusing subject. I cant even imagine the act
2. Kirima
(64 Comments) | November 1st, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, I can’t see what advantages his ‘ride’ and I won’t even try and ask how.
Add. 4. Lubricants - LOL!
3. acolyte
(179 Comments) | November 2nd, 2007 at 7:17 am
Damn you have been out of action for a minute! Did the pics doing the rounds on the net revive you or something?
But that story cracked me up, I wonder if the bike was having fun before they were so rudely interrupted?
4. Guess
(122 Comments) | November 2nd, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I am not even gonna aks ’bout u noticing things that the common ‘homo erectus’
does note.
Altho’ that here does take the “Ice Cream” but sometimes u have to ride the tide - no pun intended therein
5. Farmgal
(101 Comments) | November 2nd, 2007 at 9:34 pm
With all the gardgets that people use to pleasure themselves, he chose a bike!
How on earth do they weka the dude in the sex offenders register?
6. I
(120 Comments) | November 2nd, 2007 at 10:08 pm
ha ha ha!! wow.. i would like to know what part of the bike he placed his “bike piece”
Sex offender? what bikes have rights now?!!?
7. aegeus
(79 Comments) | November 3rd, 2007 at 2:37 pm
What is construed as a sexual act? His shorts were off, yes, moving of appropriate region of the body, yes, but some mortice and tenon action is definitely missing…
8. egm
(68 Comments) | November 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Haha! I don’t even know how to respond. So more hehe!
9. Trojan
(7 Comments) | November 5th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Gives a whole new meaning to Sex Machine!
10. Trojan
(7 Comments) | November 5th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
and before i forget, a while back in western Kenya, wives of boda boda cyclists took to the streets in a demo claiming that their husbands were not fulfilling their marital obligations. At that time I blamed fatigue and exhaustion from ferrying passengers the whole day,now am not so sure….
11. njege
(35 Comments) | November 5th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
sweet! just to clarify, i am talking about the 1st and not the 2nd pic.
whatever was involved, it sounds painful.
12. Gish
(44 Comments) | November 6th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Pavements, bikes what next? Doesn’t anyone care about friction (read pain).
13. Gish
(44 Comments) | November 6th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Interesting comments. LMAO
Paul Bloustein 26 Oct 2007 21:31
We need more details if we are to parse this provocative story correctly.
1. How old was the bike? Above the age of consent?
2. Was the bike dressed in a lewd and lascivious fashion?
3. Did the bike squeak snidely at the “rider”?
4. Was the bike a member of a disadvantaged group? An immigrant bike perhaps? From France?
5. Maybe this is the way bikes are ridden in Scotland.
6. Why all the fuss? Slow news day?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/society/bryonygordon/october07/bicyclesex.htm
14. wathiifm
(84 Comments) | November 6th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
The guy was riding the bike??
15. Luna
(10 Comments) | November 7th, 2007 at 10:04 am
this is just tooo funny…you have made my day..!
but im wondering if having sex with an inanimate object is an offence then are women using a dildo(and such) sex offenders? or have dildos been legalised as inanimate objects that can be used in a sexual act?
16. Adrian
(81 Comments) | November 7th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
i’m glad that guy did that. cause without his act, you wouldn’t have posted that pic of ms. berry beautiful
17. DaudElrude
(4 Comments) | November 10th, 2007 at 7:44 am
This dude went a step further and took it to a jeep in broad daylight.The jeep was not being very cooperative.He seemed frustrated by that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-LnGjNa150
Daud El Rude(This video may not be suitable for minors)
18. Mutumia
(56 Comments) | November 12th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Haiya!!! That’s wrong. Of the cops to bust him
Lakini surely a bike?! Ingalau with gas prices being what they are today, it’s now cheaper to ride a bike
*ba-dum chwump*
19. Mutumia
(56 Comments) | November 12th, 2007 at 9:46 am
PS.
Sasa M? Mambo? You well? Hugs mingi sana from fickle me (((((M)))))
20. Mutumia
(56 Comments) | November 12th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Yah if the guy was a blogger he’d be Meilobire (Me I love bikes regardless)
(I’m trying to climb up the double digit rank that I’ve fallen to. I used to be in top 10 my guy!!Now I’m like # 43)
21. aegeus
(79 Comments) | November 12th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Gish those comments are very pertinent, then why the double standards? Dildos are all right, when a dude employs the help of an inanimate object, its different? How? Hehehehe!!
22. udi
(78 Comments) | November 14th, 2007 at 3:42 am
LOL. He took the meaning “to ride” literally and sexually
23. Dottie
(1 Comments) | December 4th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I cracked myself up. The western Kenya bodaboda riders, surely can’t be getting it up on the bikes. It is exhaustion. I am positive. Anyway, wild imaginations and minds humans have. Hahahaha!
24. Mwangi - the Displaced African
(50 Comments) | March 8th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Bringing whole new meaning to the expression, “Do you want to ride?” Enyewe this is as sad as it is chuckle worthy.