A certain gentleman in Scotland has brought a totally new understanding to the relationship between man and machine.
Hostel workers were stunned to have their knowledge of coitus interruptus forcefully made that much starker when they discovered a guest in the throes of activities commonly reserved for committed men and women with a bicycle.
Yes, a bicycle.
After wiping away my tears of laughter, I’ve been trying to bend my mound round this for the last half an hour without success.
I mean, I find it difficult to understand that the same … er … Unchristian thoughts I get when I come across a vision like this one:
Are the same thoughts that Mr Robert Stewart gets when he comes across a vision like this one:
Dude!
It also beggars answers to the following questions:
- Do you get the bike dinner first?
- To whose place do you go?
- Mechanics mechanics mechanics.
Dude!
Although there’s a gentleman, Mr Karl Watkins, who back in 1993 was arrested for a similar act involving a pavement.
In his case it can be said that the pavement did (and still does) get around …
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Very funny story that one. Sex and indeed sexuality is a very confusing subject. I cant even imagine the act
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, I can’t see what advantages his ‘ride’ and I won’t even try and ask how.
Add. 4. Lubricants – LOL!
Damn you have been out of action for a minute! Did the pics doing the rounds on the net revive you or something?
But that story cracked me up, I wonder if the bike was having fun before they were so rudely interrupted?
I am not even gonna aks ’bout u noticing things that the common ‘homo erectus’
does note.
Altho’ that here does take the “Ice Cream” but sometimes u have to ride the tide – no pun intended therein
With all the gardgets that people use to pleasure themselves, he chose a bike!
How on earth do they weka the dude in the sex offenders register?
ha ha ha!! wow.. i would like to know what part of the bike he placed his “bike piece”
Sex offender? what bikes have rights now?!!?
What is construed as a sexual act? His shorts were off, yes, moving of appropriate region of the body, yes, but some mortice and tenon action is definitely missing…
Haha! I don’t even know how to respond. So more hehe!
Gives a whole new meaning to Sex Machine!
and before i forget, a while back in western Kenya, wives of boda boda cyclists took to the streets in a demo claiming that their husbands were not fulfilling their marital obligations. At that time I blamed fatigue and exhaustion from ferrying passengers the whole day,now am not so sure….
sweet! just to clarify, i am talking about the 1st and not the 2nd pic.
whatever was involved, it sounds painful.
Pavements, bikes what next? Doesn’t anyone care about friction (read pain).
Interesting comments. LMAO
Paul Bloustein 26 Oct 2007 21:31
We need more details if we are to parse this provocative story correctly.
1. How old was the bike? Above the age of consent?
2. Was the bike dressed in a lewd and lascivious fashion?
3. Did the bike squeak snidely at the “rider”?
4. Was the bike a member of a disadvantaged group? An immigrant bike perhaps? From France?
5. Maybe this is the way bikes are ridden in Scotland.
6. Why all the fuss? Slow news day?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/society/bryonygordon/october07/bicyclesex.htm
The guy was riding the bike??
this is just tooo funny…you have made my day..!
but im wondering if having sex with an inanimate object is an offence then are women using a dildo(and such) sex offenders? or have dildos been legalised as inanimate objects that can be used in a sexual act?
i’m glad that guy did that. cause without his act, you wouldn’t have posted that pic of ms. berry beautiful
This dude went a step further and took it to a jeep in broad daylight.The jeep was not being very cooperative.He seemed frustrated by that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-LnGjNa150
Daud El Rude(This video may not be suitable for minors)
Haiya!!! That’s wrong. Of the cops to bust him
Lakini surely a bike?! Ingalau with gas prices being what they are today, it’s now cheaper to ride a bike
*ba-dum chwump*
PS.
Sasa M? Mambo? You well? Hugs mingi sana from fickle me (((((M)))))
Yah if the guy was a blogger he’d be Meilobire (Me I love bikes regardless)
(I’m trying to climb up the double digit rank that I’ve fallen to. I used to be in top 10 my guy!!Now I’m like # 43)
Gish those comments are very pertinent, then why the double standards? Dildos are all right, when a dude employs the help of an inanimate object, its different? How? Hehehehe!!
LOL. He took the meaning “to ride” literally and sexually
I cracked myself up. The western Kenya bodaboda riders, surely can’t be getting it up on the bikes. It is exhaustion. I am positive. Anyway, wild imaginations and minds humans have. Hahahaha!
Bringing whole new meaning to the expression, “Do you want to ride?” Enyewe this is as sad as it is chuckle worthy.