Folks Gone Crazy
Much has been said about the pair who where happily married and further down the road discovered that not only were they related, they were actually twins. Personally I am inclined to believe one of the following
- The are two of the dumbest human beings to walk this planet
- The whole thing is one of the stories like bigfoot
I mean come on. Are you trying to tell me that the two never had a conversation like this?
(Let’s call then Emilio and Lucy)
Emilio: Balm of my soul, I seem to have come into posession of a position of considerable authority and I would like to treat you to a gift. When, o when did your pater and your mater say in unison “unto us a child is born?”
Lucy: O wind beneath my wings, how kind of you! I was born on the date of 15 October 1900
Emilio: Hear my heart leap like a caged beast! So was I! 15th of October 1900!
Lucy: Clearly we are as destined to be together as guano and sailor’s hats! Where exactly were you born?
Emilio: St Mary Of Nazareth Church, in Othaya
Lucy: The pot in my potato! Me too! And what time?
Emilio: 11:34 exactly
Lucy: Ha-kakaka! My popeye! So was I! Do you still have any doubts that we are meant to be?
Emilio: The doubt in my soul lasted shorter than Brazilians in British tube stations! What is your father’s name?
Emilio: What an extraordinary string of coincidences! So is mine! My mother is called Redem…
Emilio: My most desperate of all housewives! Exactly!
Lucy: A love like ours is as rare to find as Form 16A
Together: What a coincidence!