You can’t make this stuff up
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
I imagine, when asked about the matter, a senior hospital administrator offered the following apt response: “I’ll look into it.”
Nothing like some pillow talk to bring some pep into a relationship!
She then hit me with a confession that would both thrill and confuse me. She explained that in the months that I had been away in Iraq her role within the AUC had changed; she had joined the urban militia and become an assassin. Her job was now to eliminate informers and traitors. So far, she told me, she had killed at least 10 people in the area. I lit a cigarette and inhaled deeply, Marylin looked at me through the smoke as I exhaled, waiting to see how I would respond to what she had just told me.
PIC OF THE DAY
Lucy seems different today … funny, I never noticed that moustache — Bloody hell! I left the toilet seat up!
Raila: So, what’s your … er … handicap?
Emilio: (Nervously) A bit of flatulence. Yourself?
Raila Snoring
Pic from East African Standard (http://www.eastandard.net)
Apparently, Women in jeans cannot be raped