Fore!
10
March
Raila: So, what’s your … er … handicap?
Emilio: (Nervously) A bit of flatulence. Yourself?
Raila Snoring
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Apparently, Women in jeans cannot be raped
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1. Mwangi - the Displaced African
(50 Comments) | March 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Mr. M, you need help. You are mad! Just bloody hilarious. Maybe the great poet of old, Chingy was right in asking just how the heck women manage to fit in those jeans.
2. Kirima
(64 Comments) | March 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
LOL! They are probably looking for the 19th Hole.
That ruling is completely off the sensible chart, as long as the woman says ‘NO’ it is rape!
3. toiyoi
(106 Comments) | March 10th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Emilio thinks:
I am a genius: “bring your enemy very close. Spoil Him. Show him how the patronage system works. Listen to what he says at unguarded moments. Surely every man has a price”
Raila thinks: “i can get used to this life. Not bad at all. Away from LUCIfer, and that viper with CHUKI, Emilio is not such a bad person after all.”
4. Global Voices Online » Kenya: A conversation between Kibaki and Raila
(No Comments) | March 10th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
[...] conversation between Raila and President Kibaki (Emilio) of Kenya: “Raila: So, what’s your … er … handicap? Emilio: (Nervously) A bit of flatulence. [...]
5. seinlife
(10 Comments) | March 10th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
the ‘women in jeans cannot be raped’ bit is freaking retarded. Perhaps the ‘men in jeans cannot rape’ then eh? crazy italians….
6. wathiifm
(84 Comments) | March 11th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Raila(headboy):Mr head Master(baks)..you hit it far this time…
Headmaster: Fuaataa huko huko…utaipataaa
7. Gitts
(5 Comments) | March 11th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Who’s your Caddy?
8. Carol
(18 Comments) | March 11th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Hmm,snoring?lol!
Maybe they are looking at the work they have ahead of them! Courage men,but please take it slowly and peacefully,the wounds haven’t completely healed!
Looking foward to the old lovely Kenya.
9. I
(3 Comments) | March 11th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
ha ha ha!! are we sure those two are not sleep walking?!!?
10. 31337
(5 Comments) | March 16th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
R: Dude, i did not know this was a public game.
K: It isn’t that is just the security detail!
11. Omani
(4 Comments) | March 27th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
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