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Pillow Talk

Posted March 11th, 2008 in Hubbub by M

Nothing like some pillow talk to bring some pep into a relationship!

She then hit me with a confession that would both thrill and confuse me. She explained that in the months that I had been away in Iraq her role within the AUC had changed; she had joined the urban militia and become an assassin. Her job was now to eliminate informers and traitors. So far, she told me, she had killed at least 10 people in the area. I lit a cigarette and inhaled deeply, Marylin looked at me through the smoke as I exhaled, waiting to see how I would respond to what she had just told me.


PIC OF THE DAY

Dang

Lucy seems different today … funny, I never noticed that moustache — Bloody hell! I left the toilet seat up!

  • http://toiyoi.wordpress.com toiyoi

    M, picture of the day, the caption, i must say, is pure gold. You probably should changed careers. More programming will take the fun off your writing..

  • http://www.jadekitten.blogspot.com/ ‘Your 1.7′ :-))

    ….and ‘I forgot to cap the toothpaste…AGAIN’…Like in Ed, remember…hehe

    As for the assasin, ‘I have a confession’ has suddenly taken on more sinister connotations. Probably beats ‘we need to talk’…

    :-))

  • http://www.thedisplacedafrican.com Mwangi – the Displaced African

    If Emilio keeps saying what he is saying about Ruucy then Ruccy may end up being the one with killer looks and we all know on her way down she will bring down everyone at Nation and Standard with slaps so intense they take you back to Standard 2. Na Raila ako hapo hapo tu!

  • http://modoathii.wordpress.com modoathii

    wolololo…if chiley told me that yaani i’d scatter…utalala aje tena.

    obaks kweli is pondering. LOL!

  • I

    ha ha ha.. dude looks like he is attempting to shield himself from the delivery of a swift slap!

  • http://www.seinlife.com seinlife

    Kibaki is certainly one ugly SOB! and the chap behind him to the right looks a tard bit grossed out – his thoughts ‘mmmh..dude u didn’t just let one rip, did you?’

  • http://www.theintelligensia.com/blog/ 31337

    Pillow talk? Perhaps she does not wish for a second “round”?

  • wathiifm

    =)) Your captions are just too funny

  • rosi

    looool seinlife…. enyewe, the dude behind does look like that’s what’s on his mind

  • Fiona

    Heheheeheheeh even though looked at it closely nothing in life is every really funny. You are genius.