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The Butt Of Jokes

Posted March 25th, 2008 in Hubbub by M

You can’t make this stuff up

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

[Complete story here]

I imagine, when asked about the matter, a senior hospital administrator offered the following apt response: “I’ll look into it.”

18 Responses so far.

  1. Are these symptoms of too much calamari? Where do you get this ish? I’m cancelling my appendisectomy. Stat. :-))

  2. Gitts says:

    well those doctors are a real pain in the ***
    or they are real ***holes

  3. farmgal says:

    thats a cracking one M! :)

  4. This story is tragic…butt….butt….butt kinda funny.

  5. Kirima says:

    Loool just remembered the sarcastic expression “as useful as a spare A**hole”

  6. aegeus says:

    This is a matter i shall not be looking into, at all!

  7. udi says:

    i wonder how the hell someone would use two aholes?

  8. Guessaurus says:

    I have a feeling somebody needs to assess the situation behind the asses double entendre.

  9. wathiifm says:

    =)) so how is the rectum joining the “other ass”?

  10. arab says:

    asstory so asstounding this!

  11. 31337 says:

    Gives new meaning to ripping someone a new what?

  12. Hospitals can sometime make grave errors.

  13. VituVingiSana says:

    Sigh… too many puns here… but I don’t want to assume anything either…

  14. What the hell is she complaining about? Legs are a dime a dozen! But a new sphincter? Now, that’s fantastic! And I’ll bet it has great drip action!

  15. rosi says:

    =)) ^:)^ and all the puns people came up with tihihihhih

  16. prousette says:

    So how did surgery on the leg end up much higher closer to …err in the butt?

    Not amusing at all.

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