You can’t make this stuff up
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
I imagine, when asked about the matter, a senior hospital administrator offered the following apt response: “I’ll look into it.”

Are these symptoms of too much calamari? Where do you get this ish? I’m cancelling my appendisectomy. Stat. :-))
well those doctors are a real pain in the ***
or they are real ***holes
thats a cracking one M! :)
This story is tragic…butt….butt….butt kinda funny.
Loool just remembered the sarcastic expression “as useful as a spare A**hole”
This is a matter i shall not be looking into, at all!
i wonder how the hell someone would use two aholes?
I have a feeling somebody needs to assess the situation behind the asses double entendre.
=)) so how is the rectum joining the “other ass”?
asstory so asstounding this!
Gives new meaning to ripping someone a new what?
Hospitals can sometime make grave errors.
Sigh… too many puns here… but I don’t want to assume anything either…
is one a spare?
What the hell is she complaining about? Legs are a dime a dozen! But a new sphincter? Now, that’s fantastic! And I’ll bet it has great drip action!
Mu ha ha ha.
=)) ^:)^ and all the puns people came up with tihihihhih
So how did surgery on the leg end up much higher closer to …err in the butt?
Not amusing at all.