You can’t make this stuff up
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
I imagine, when asked about the matter, a senior hospital administrator offered the following apt response: “I’ll look into it.”