Comments on: White Smoke! Kenya Has A Cabinet

By: Jogoo wa Shamba

Jogoo wa Shamba — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:28:13 +0000

Only in Kenya… Najivunia kuwa mke:((

By: Denge denge

Denge denge — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:54:56 +0000

I miss man Toro to death, Kenya is a laughing stalk. Anyway, elections are not that far from now, we all now know what to do come that time….

By: What’s In A Name? - tHiNkEr’S rOoM

What’s In A Name? - tHiNkEr’S rOoM — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:58:55 +0000

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By: edge.of.sanity

edge.of.sanity — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:17:24 +0000

Bigger is better…right? :)

Just a few new areas to showcase the ineffectiveness of the GoK. Sadly, it will be a costly affair.

By: Wambui

Wambui — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:11:15 +0000

Just marathon read Feb to April. Sides sore from laughing, even though brain not exactly convinced all this nonsense our country has been put through is remotely funny.

By: Girl Next Door

Girl Next Door — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:40:12 +0000

We only have 90 ministries? Why not just round it up to 100? There are some excellent suggestions for new ministries above=)
And they haven’t told us yet about the hefty salaries, allowances, and cars to be imported for these VIPs.
Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

By: Carol

Carol — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:20:42 +0000

lmao!!!
Thats it M,the best way to swallow a painful truth.And with the spirit of a working nation, Kenyans are yet to pay taxes!
That is true,bomseh! Go GOK go!!! go on betraying us. As the locals tarmac, those in parliament get more jobs! If anything the promise is being fulfilled.

By: mkenya

mkenya — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:12:59 +0000

LMAO guys lighten up. Personally lately all I here bout Kenya is the depressing nonsense of 2 methuselah age mates holding 3.5m Kenyans hostage over some decision they will make in some boardroom anyway. We guys clobbering each other r the fools whether we bury our faces in sand or manure. M pls do a sequel.

By: toiyoi

toiyoi — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:02:38 +0000

Now that they must ALL EAT, here is a better solution a better solution:
have 15-20 Ministries, but have 3 ministers (CEO, CFO, COO) and 3 assistant minister (VP-1,VP-2,VP-3):

Why:
(o) Everybody wins (are we not all Kenyans?), so both Kimunya, Nyong’o and Sirma can be co-ministers of finance.
(i) 20×6=120, so ALL MPs can be a minister. Flip the list once every 2.5 years.
(ii)Reduced cost of running the ministries as no need to new infra-structure, just extra cubicles! MP pay should be enough, no extra pay for being a minister, enjoy the flag and ability to “eat” from the contracts.
(iii) More work will get done. Surely, applying 6 brains and 12 hands at a problem is bound to get us moving fast towards vision 2035 (now that 1-5 years already lost).
(iv) less likely case of mega corruption, as each of the C-level will ALL have to agree to “eat”.

By: Gish

Gish — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:06:00 +0000

This is not even funny then the economists dare argue that the more the ministries the more jobs there will be. Where will the hefty salaries and allowances come from? You and I plus the other millions living on less then a dollar a day. At the approximate cost of 500M a year, suddenly re-elections dont look that bad then we can send them all home.