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Presidency For Dummies (African Edition) – Scandals

Posted August 5th, 2008 in Graphix, Politics by M

Chapter 13: Silence, worth a thousand words

Scandals    

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17 Responses so far.

  1. Nakeel says:

    And thats for sure the real way for African presidents except Tanzania.

  2. rosi says:

    lol… on second thought,don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Sad but true

  3. Mocha! says:

    Chapter 13….damn, ok I have been lacking up in here.

    LMAO at the above.

  4. "Your 1.7" says:

    Hmmm….I should start applying that model at work!

  5. 31337 says:

    another masterpiece.

  6. seinlife says:

    I really need to re-think my profession…thus far being a kenyan minister ranks top of the list. What with all the benefits…steal, steal with others, take year long vacations(with/without pay who cares after all you can return to continue)..Woow – Where do i fill out my application?

  7. edge.of.sanity says:

    Issue gone away = Resolved [What! Really!? You're joking!]

    — – OR – -

    Issue gone away = Issue gone away [...and poof! Just like that, it's gone.]

    Just how often is there a “Yes” that truly terminates that process? :(

  8. Lord have mercy on this country.

    Our political scene operates on virtual memory. Its easy to get away with alot of shit

  9. VituVingiSana says:

    M… you might get hired by the GoK…

  10. Ni2 says:

    Lol! You forget that the majority of Kenyan’s have a very short memory. Which is why we were constantly being reminded that “I have only one Wife, Lucy and these are my children. This is my son called… er, er, called….”

    Which is why that flowchart works so well. The issue gets forgotten cause politics is just a soap opera. (Only worse).

  11. savvy says:

    This is so true, all African countries…is there any hope?

  12. kenya.fm says:

    M, great job. I would update your chart: There is no {end} state. If {issue gone away?} is yes, add { start another scandalous project } and loop back. There is never an {end} state in kenya.

    Someone said the other day that “Americans are a nation of whiners”. But in reality, i look at these comments (e.g. kenya.fm, savvy, seinlife, Nakeel ) and think, “Kenyans are the greatest whiners and do nothings”

    Why? Americans complain but take steps to solve known problems. Kenyans complain, but do not lift a finger to change a thing. (For example, we say alcohol is ruining youngster, but no body thinks there should be a limit on the 24hr bar policy or age-limit to purchase of liquor.) Only John Githongo is a man in Cenya. Willing to leave the trappings of power and mbecha because he believes in something.

  13. 3N says:

    you know this is what the West tries to do as well, only that the executive branch is in serious check from judicial and parliamentary branches so they don’t get away with it!

    of course except G.W.Bush’s administration whose level of corruption is way up there.

  14. Nairobian says:

    Are you certain that after the silence, commission, time passing the issues slide under?Thats a Kenyan mentality to wish things away until people take up arms and anger explodes.Reminds me of the tale of a warthog and an electric fence…never seems to get it!

    Things always slide under my friend! Goldenberg, Anglo Leasing, The MPs and Koinange Street, etc etc
  15. rotsee says:

    Lol! But you can remove “African Edition” from the title, this goes world wide…

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  17. Jose says:

    Great stuff. I particularly like the chapter 13. Brilliant!!

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