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The Nigerian And I Part I

Posted March 11th, 2009 in Hubbub by M

I generally get a proliferation of letters from Nigerians/Sierra Leoneans/Cameroonians offering me a handsome cut of profits. I have ignored them all without fail. But one day I thought … why not answer one and see what happens? Strap yourself in and enjoy

 

Mrs. Rita Williams
49 Featherstone Street
London EC1Y 8SY
United Kingdom

Dear Beloved One,

I apologize if the contents in this mail are contrary to your moral ethics which I feel
may be of great disturbance to your personal life, but I feel quite safe dealing with
you.Though this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused,I choose to reach you
through it because it remains the fastest,surest and most secured medium of communication.
However, this correspondence is purely private, and it should be treated as such.
I am contacting you based on trust and confidentiality.

I have reposed higher confidence in your ability to handle this matter perfectly
for my sake. I am serious minded person. I am the above named person from Liberia.
I am married to Mr. Gary Williams who worked with Embassy here in London for nine
years before he died in the year 2003. We were married for eleven years without a
child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his
death we were both born again christian.Since his death I decided not to re-marry
or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late
husband was alive he deposited the sum of $6.Million (Six Million U.S. Dollars) in
a financial Vault.Presently, this money is still in a financial Vault.Recently, my
Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is mystroke sickness. Having known my condition I
decided to keep this fund in the vault. I want an organization or an individual that will
use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to
endeavour that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that
Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that
will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husbands
efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an
ungodly way.

This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where
I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord, Exodus 14 VS 14
says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don’t need any
telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of
my husband’s relatives around me always. I don’t want them to know about this
development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall contact my lawyer to
do the normal process to enable the bank commence the release Your information as follows are
needed to proceed.

1. Your full name
2. Your complete postal address
3. Your private telephone number
4. Your private fax number if any
5. Your age
6. Your accupation

My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord
must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your
reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act  accordingly as I stated herein.

Hoping to receive your reply and Remain blessed in the Lord.

Your’s faithfully,

Mrs. Rita Williams

  • http://rafiki-kenya.blogspot.com Rafiki

    This could become very funny! Have a look at http://www.419eater.com for some tips.

  • http://www.peternjenga.com Peter Njenga

    These Nigerian scams are funny, but I guess whoever falls for them quickly realizes there is nothing to smile about. Nice one…

    My blogging hiatus is now over, I have eventually VUKAD to WordPress with two new blogs: ‘Peter’s Walkabout’ and ‘Green Kenya’.
    Check these out at http://www.peternjenga.com/blogs/
    Cheers!

  • vituvingisana

    As Rafiki points out there are the anti-419 websites. I love the way they play the 419ers.

    But M… have you no faith in human nature? Be a good guy & claim your share of the millions…

  • gracelet

    I answered one of those a few months ago having been inspired by some guy on the net. I basically told the bank manager that God had given me more money than I could ever need and that instead I would give him some money if he sent me details of his name etc. Funny thing is I haven’t heard from him again and the number of beneficiaries from Nigeria seem to have dwindled !!

  • http://www.theintelligensia.com 31337

    how come i do not receive such letters? this should be such fun!

  • http://gishungwa.blogspot.com Gish

    As soon as you get the millions i can help you to clear them.
    Update soonest.

  • http://www.luckyblacklark.wordpress.com Carol

    And so…Rita William’s reply?
    I always delete them………they seem so spiritual……too spiritual to be true. Don’t christians share and learn to forgive? But they get to fool guys,for sure, and some people live on that.

  • Eclipse

    Haha! This is new! i stopped reading these things when they used to say that they have Charles’ Taylors loot..

    This spiritual angle is tooooooooooooo funny.. I await the response..

    BTW how is the married life treating you..am told some bulges have appeared in your mid section hehehe :)

  • http://ek13photography.wordpress.com EK13

    HEHEHEHEHEHE….this reminds me of the convo someone had with one of the scammers. A very interesting read.

    Let me see Part 2