I responded heartily to the first message
Dear Rita, Do not give a second’s thought to my moral ethics. And my personal life is not being disturbed at all. With regards to privacy dear Rita, rest assured that I will treat your correspondence with the trust it deserves.
I’m happy to hear that you are a serious minded person! What a coincidence! Why so am I!
I’m sorry to hear about Gary and his passing away after that brief illness. It’s too bad the two of you were not able to do your bit to multiply and fill the earth.
I’m even sorrier about the cancer. It would seem the decks are stacked against you indeed! Which cancer is it? I had a cousin who had cancer of the rectum. I know, it smelt fishy to us too!
And on top of all this you have a stroke too! Goodness me! Is there anything that you don’t have? Housemaid’s Knee perhaps! When it rains it pours, doesn’t it?
I’m very pleased that you have chosen me to help you reduce the money to manageable levels. I too have several charities that I support, and the biggest one is called Numero Uno. Numero Uno needs funds to buy food, clothing, cultlery and crockery and general upkeep. I have been supporting this charity for a while and it has been rough going.
Blessed indeed is the hand that giveth. I assure you that you will get what’s coming to you after all the giving you are doing.
I’m glad you will not share the funds with you husband’s relatives who are not Christians. After all, Jesus told the people to cast the first sheep. Or was it stone?
Your difficult decision is one I appreciate, and i am happy that you are not taking phone calls because I have lost my voice.
I would very much love to help you dispose of those funds. Believe me.
With Christians like you – what more do we need?
Please let me know how I can send you my details.
Regards
Herr Andarweah
wacha we wait if she’ll swallow the bait.
LOL… This will be a load of fun!
M… u gotta bait another 419er. I have a few I can forward onto you… if what you get doesn’t keep you busy!
The play the 2 against each other & heck have them meet up!!!
And that was damn humour, lol, Rita will not be a happy ailing widower on reading this!
“…I had a cousin who had cancer of the rectum. I know, it smelt fishy to us too!”
LOL!
Errr…herr….did you just….LOL!
money schmoney…clearly they never tire of being the ‘butt of jokes’. Tihiii.
Made my Thursday evening.HILARIOUS! Housemaid’s knee…
You might just get the donation from that lady as you sound more direct and genuine. never expect a reply from her with such a response
Herr Andarweah ?? Oh my…
We should see the reply of the Seno-Rita.
Herr Andarweah HAHAHAHAH! ROTFLMAO!
cancer of the rectum???? HAHAHAH!
you guy where did u get the inspiration?
Housemaid’s Knee??? hahahah
I eagerly await the response
Cancer of the rectum!! When it rains it pour?!@# LMAO. Great humour.
herr andaweah. dear me. nest instalment please!
Herr Andaweah, you kill me now to conceal that with a believable cough. SMH
Herr Anderweah! Where is the reply?
Cancer of the rectum was classic! If Rita is as sharp as they are said to be, ‘he’ must have met ‘his’ match hence the no reply. Am sure ‘he’ to was cracked up as we are
“Numero Uno needs funds to buy food, clothing, cultlery and crockery and general upkeep.”
tihihihi
good one, you’ll never get a response….
This is too funny. Made my Friday!
hehehehehehehe….hapo mwisho the salutation ROFLMAO. LOL!
HAHA. But how sure are you that it’s from my home country?