New Appointments
08
April
Good morning fellow Kenyans.
My name is Alfred “I See Dead People” Mutua.
Government would like to reassure its citizens that the recent resignation of Ms Martha Karua and Mr Danson Mungatana have not in any way caused it sleepless nights.
In fact, we are happy that they have gone so that we can put some fresh faces in the cabinet.
In light of this change I am pleased to announce the following.
The new Minister for Justice And Constitutional affairs is this plate of Weetabix.
The plate of Weetabix has promised to cleanse the bowels of justice.
Additionally, the new Assistant Minister for Medical Services is now this ham sandwich
The sandwich will be sworn to fill the bellies of the sick.
Both cabinet ministers will be sworn in next week and commence work at once.
Waiting in the wings to be sworn in are a glass of milk and half a pancake.
The new cabinet members are just as effective as the team they are joining, if not more. Let it not be said that there is not talent and intelligence in Government.
1. vituvingisana
(38 Comments) | April 8th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Ouch… I repeat… You are a mean, mean man…
But for this government, we need a bowl of dry, dry hay to cleanse their bowels.
And an enema. And a good shove a huge stick up their ____. And leave the stick in. Did I mention a stick with splinters works even better?
2. WathiiFm
(84 Comments) | April 8th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
@Vitu….try shoving a hot mainframe computer with a dead heat sink up their *****
3. msaniixl
(1 Comments) | April 8th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Not really a far fetched kinda statement…
4. Kirima
(64 Comments) | April 8th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
More like minister for justice and ‘constipational’ affairs
5. Our Kid
(40 Comments) | April 8th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Weetabix? When you are looking at our Cabinet hat can make an entry into Dickipedia, it is more like Wattadicks.
That would go for the Medickal Services person appointed to replace Ceasar’s brother (yes, Danson’s brother is really called Ceasar!)
6. EK13
(6 Comments) | April 9th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
hehehehehehehehe is all I can do. We need Obama-like young guns to run our government. Ama?
A bunch of tossers in power now….and dragging the rest of us down with them. SHAME!
7. aizoh
(6 Comments) | April 9th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
He he.I see you have great respect for our ministers. That’s really what you think of them? And the prime is demanding respect from the chief!