Category: Politics

Enter Kibaki: Court Jester 46

Enter Kibaki: Court Jester

Just when you think that you cannot set the bar lower on Mwai Kibaki and the constellation of black holes that oscillate around him, they never fail to disappoint — they find a way...

Parodies Of Parades 30

Parodies Of Parades

The First of June was Madaraka day. It was a day to celebrate Kenya and being Kenyan. It was a time for us to revel in our Kenyanhood and Kenyanness. And just like everyone...

Oh Please! 29

Oh Please!

When I look at the Kenyan MP it is generally with a powerful urge to smack said MP’s fat head. These people are just schmucks. Really. And that’s not just passion talking. How can...

21 Questions 37

21 Questions

Mwai Kibaki and his government faithfully continue to portray the mind numbing absolutely crass stupidity that even now still leaves Kenyans reeling in amazement. The response from cabinet ministers continues to be disjointed, confused...

Grimm’s Cabinet Lineup 46

Grimm’s Cabinet Lineup

The Brothers Grimm after an intensely nerve wracking two week wait have finally released the newest cabinet lineup of one of the greatest fairy tales of all, the Kenyan Cabinet. It is hoped that...

Referendum – Veni Vedi Vinci 27

Referendum – Veni Vedi Vinci

I think sufficient time has passed without my touching the topic of politics, sufficient time that has allowed me to drop the ‘political satire’ lapel badge that I seemed to have acquired. Sufficient time...

Dad Knows (Almost) Everything 26

Dad Knows (Almost) Everything

For Rip When I was a small boy my dad would normally approach his house and home with quite some trepidation because my welcome could consist chiefly of demanding to be carried on his...

Unturned Stones 17

Unturned Stones

The detailed online profiles of those nitwit Oompa Loompas that are our MPs on http://www.parliament.go.ke/ were not totally taken down. You can enjoy reading about their qualifications, ranging from George Saitoti’s PhD, MSC, BA,...