Category: Theater

Cabinet Tales VII 3

Cabinet Tales VII

Disclaimer. Fiction. Any relation between the characters below and real people is a pure coincidence. Katumani 1: (Singing) PARAPANDA ZINALIA, PARAPANDA… Ganja 1: Ay. Stop that. And btw get out of my bathroom. Why...

From The Desk Of The Government Spokesman 24

From The Desk Of The Government Spokesman

Fellow Kenyans, My name is Alfred ‘Chemical Ali’ Mutua, Government Spokesman for the Banana Republic of Kenya. My duty is to enlighten the people in Kenya by giving them the facts, not what they...

Moving House 23

Moving House

So this past weekend, the missus moved house. Aside from lacking a swing inside, the new digs is fantastic, up to and including the huge window on one wall of the living room that...

Kisima Cha Giningi 2008 19

Kisima Cha Giningi 2008

CAST Bwana Msa (Investigator)Gitobu Immanyara (Victim)Police ArtistCommissioner Ali (Police Chief)Eric Kiraithe (Police Spokesman) Bwana Msa, in a simple shirt and a leso wrapped around his midriff, lies recumbent upon a deck chair. The deck...

No Fufu For Bill Gates? 22

No Fufu For Bill Gates?

Tears have been rolling down my cheeks for the last half an hour after reading that one William Henry Gates III, better known as Bill Gates, had a bit of a problem getting into...

News In Brief 17

News In Brief

Nowadays news is very boring. Local news at any rate. There’s only so much NARC Kenya, ODM and ODM-K that one can take. The other parties like Ford Kenyan DP, etc are of nuisance value....

Action Drama: The Githongo Tapes 65

Action Drama: The Githongo Tapes

It must be very different being a nabob in the Mwai Kibaki administration. I say this for a number of reasons. Just imagine: Cabinet meetings replete with pistol like shots of elderly knees, elbows...

Dumb And Dumber 27

Dumb And Dumber

Some people are naturally very intelligent. Other people work hard at it. Others are both. Think Albert Einstein. Stephen Hawking. Galileo Gallilei. Leonardo Da Vinci. The chap who came up with sliced bread. But...